(random)Duke Nukem quotes

[b00m]

>_> new trailer came out . . . NEW TRAILER MAN!!!!!!!!!!

[me=TRaven]goes into convulsions.[/me]

A trailer was released in 1998 and 2001 as well, I still don't see a game. Sorry if I'm being pessimistic.

[Lynexon]

don't blame ya. But i have hope.  what is the point in life if you don't hope for or expect anything

[Fry]

don't blame ya. But i have hope.  what is the point in life if you don't hope for or expect anything

Quote with a quote.

Life is like a box of chocolates -- you never know what you're going to get

Very profound

[Lynexon]

lol

[HaZe]

"I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your neck"

[TRaven]

Duke Nukem Forever for 2008?
http://www.bit-tech.net/news/2008/02/07/...or_2008_/1

Woo!

[Lynexon]

if true, 2 words.  Hellz Yeah.

[Deaken]

"What are we waiting for? Christmas?"

[Burken]

    * Yeah, piece of cake!
    * Guess again, freakshow. Duke's coming back to town, and the last thing that's gonna go through your mind before you die... is my size 13 boot!
    * I like a good cigar...and a bad woman...
    * I feel like drinkin' a gallon o' turpentine, and pissin' on a brush fire...
    * I should have known those alien maggots booby trapped the sub.
    * It's time to abort your whole freaking species!
    * It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all outta gum!
    * My name is Duke Nukem - and I'm coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!
    * Nobody steals our chicks... and lives!
    * You're an inspiration for birth control.
    * Cooool!
    * See you in hell!
    * Shake it baby! You wanna dance?
    * I'm gonna get medieval on your asses!
    * I'm gonna put this smack dab on your ass!
    * [After the player has stand still for some time] What you're waitin' for? Christmas?
    * Hail to the king baby!
    * Let God sort 'em out!
    * [after discovering 3 women in a hidden room] Hmmm, my kind of party! I wish I had time!
    * [after looking at himself in a mirror] Damn! I'm looking good!
    * Suck it down!
    * Now THAT's gonna leave a scar!
    * Damn, those alien bastards gonna pay for shooting up my ride.
    * [checking out office computer playing duke3d] Get back to work you slacker!
    * Nukem 'till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark!
    * Heh, Heh, Heh, what a mess!
    * [seeing a torn corpse of a Space Marine from Doom] Hmm, that's one "Doomed" Space Marine.
    * [Duke examines the Duke Nukem II arcade machine] Hmm, don't have time to play with myself.
    * Damn, you're ugly.
    * Who wants some?
    * Come get some!
    * It's my way or the....Hell it's my way!
    * I'll rip off your head and shit down your neck.
    * [examining the Duke Nukem pinball machine in an arcade] I've got balls of steel.
    * Die, you son of a bitch!
    * Your face, your ass, whats the difference?
    * Blow it out your ass!

[[FIN]SirAuron]

* I'm gonna put this smack dab on your ass!

dab on your ass!

dab

I rest my case  Some of those were damn funny tho