The Wish Game

[Fry]

Granted, but there's no cake.


I wish I could beat my addiction to helicopters.

[tomozj]

Granted, but you start getting addicted to killing yourself instead. 

I wish I could teleport.

[Chris5170xD]

Wish granted, but you get one teleport, anywhere... but you end up in iraq where the war is being held. It is their where you make a paralise journey, back to safer places. You then walk into a strangely put taco bell, your safe forever.

I wish ftw!

[QwErTy]

wish granted, you get a forthewin. (?)

I wish Chris is happy with his new "ftw"

(Don't let this one die either  )

omg noobs it prolly dieing again

[tomozj]

Wish granted, but he has to put up with his other "ftl", which beats up the "ftw" from time to time.

I wish that I could learn MTA-Lua faster!

[ProToTyPe]

wish not granted u suck at MTA
i wish to hack LVP

[TevoxZi]

Wish not granted
I wish Makaveli's post is the next one.

[Maka]

Wish granted 

I wish TevoxZi would jump off the cliff D:

[TevoxZi]

Wish granted, but I got a parachute xP

I wish for a nice wish next time.

[dab]

Granted, but the wish turns out to take over the world in the end.

I wish I had a pet monkey... That will help me take over the world.