Post your IRC quotes!

[Jay]

This is the english section not the dutch section. 

[Richard]

<drmason> there was this one time I was wanking to porn...
<drmason> ... I kept a javascript tutorial open in another window so my parents didn't start wondering why I was always on the desktop with no windows showing
<drmason> so I'm just about to splurge when I suddenly hear my dad coming up the stairs
<drmason> alt-tabbed to the other window and tried to pull my boxers up... computer stalled JUST THEN as my dad was opening the door
<drmason> I just stood up and was like "fuck... dad this honestly isn't what it looks like"
<drmason> and he glanced at the screen and said "I sure hope so because it looks like you're masturbating to a fucking javascript tutorial"

<NES> lol
<NES> I download something from Napster
<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
<NES> "getting my song back f*cker"

random girl: hey!
me: ...hi?
me: who is this?
random girl: Jessica, I saw u on myspace
random girl: ur hot
me: thanks
random girl: np
me: this girl keeps bugging me, but I don't want to talk to her
me: what should I do?
random girl: make up sum excuse, like ur mom is kickin u off or sumthing
me: oh alright
me: I have to go
me: my mom is kicking me off
me: bye

<Raize> can you guys see what I type?
<vecna> no, raize
<Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?

<cooksii> incest is at least something the whole family can do.

Credits to nabo for providing them!

[TevoxZi]

lol the second quote is funny 

[Maka]

Nice ones 

[Spaik]

http://bash.org/ ftw =)

[Turkey]

whahahhahahahahahhahaahhah n1 estroechen

[Richard]

<DeadMansHand> haha, last night, me and pete went out to celebrate his engagement and got hugely drunk
<DeadMansHand> we got this great idea to bury eachother in the sand close to the water and see who would chicken out first
<DeadMansHand> took about a half hour, but the water got up to my face so i freaked and got out
<DeadMansHand> i looked around for pete and he must've chickened out before me and stumbled home or something heh
<DeadMansHand> What'd he say when he woke up this morning?
<Thirteen-> uhh.. he hasn't come home yet.. i thought he was staying with you?
<DeadMansHand> holy fuck.
<DeadMansHand> i fucking hope im wrong about what im thinking right now
<DeadMansHand> im fucking going back to the beach to make sure
<DeadMansHand> if he gets home, call me, i don't want to be worrying about this
<Thirteen-> will do. you better hope he's not still buried, you'll be in deep shit.
quit: (DeadMansHand)
<Tyran> wtf? pete came home last night you fuck. Ken's going to be worrying about this shit all day
<Thirteen-> haha yea, but it will be fun while it lasts
join: (PeteRepeat) (bob@3F8C4655.11D1C8C.18637D35.IP)
<PeteRepeat> fucking ken
<PeteRepeat> ken... that fucker buried me in the sand last night, i ran off about 5 minutes to it, left him there to be an idiot
<quiqsilver> pete, ken didn't come back last night, i thought he was with you.
<PeteRepeat> oh fuck.
<PeteRepeat> if ken shows up, make sure he doesn't know that im at the beach digging for his body. i don't want him to think i care or anything.
quit: (PeteRepeat)
<Thirteen-> rofl. Those 2 are going to get a huge surprise when they meet at the beach.
<Tyran> i can't beleive how perfect their timing was

[Fireburn]

That one rocks estroe, I posted it on IRC some time ago! You copier

[Richard]

That one rocks estroe, I posted it on IRC some time ago! You copier

Lol I don't know aaaaaaaanything

Edit:

[22:25:30] <+FiReStArTeR> im going to take a shower
[22:25:35] <+FiReStArTeR> and wank a bit
[22:25:36] <~estroe> Ok, hf
[22:25:37] <~estroe> xD
[22:25:45] <+FiReStArTeR> best...
[22:25:49] <+FiReStArTeR> wanking under shower
[22:25:52] <+FiReStArTeR> lol^
[22:25:53] <+FiReStArTeR> ^
[22:26:01] <+FiReStArTeR> nope i will wait for my pussy
[22:26:01] <~estroe> xDD
[22:26:12] <+FiReStArTeR> she can wank
[22:26:17] <+FiReStArTeR> im to lazy
[22:26:22] <~estroe> xD
[22:26:39] <+FiReStArTeR> do not post this on forum
[22:26:41] <+FiReStArTeR>
[22:26:43] <+FiReStArTeR>
[22:26:44] <+FiReStArTeR> brb
[22:26:53] <~estroe> Oh yeah
[22:26:56] <~estroe> Good idea
[22:26:57] <~estroe> I will

[22:46:40] <@Peter> Now Playing: Jay - Everyday I Love You Less & Less, by the Kaiser Chiefs [00:04/03:37]

[s0mb0dy]

<Dennis> ik ga even wat andere dingen doen...tot later
<s0mb0dy> Fapse
<MrBondt> succes Dennis
<Dennis> heb ik al gedaan
* s0mb0dy hands Dennis an Tiseu
<s0mb0dy>
<Dennis> 1 maar?
* Makaveli hands Dennis some condoms
<s0mb0dy> Als je gaat Fappen een condoom ?
<Dennis> gebruik jij condooms voor het fappen Makaveli?
<Makaveli> nee.
<MrBondt> wel als je gaat batsen
<Makaveli> ^p
<MrBondt> meestal.
<Dennis>
<Makaveli> in s0mb0dy's geval niet
<s0mb0dy> hmms Funy IRC Queto
<Dennis> en in Makaveli's geval al helemaal niet
<Dennis> !explain sex
<BenBot> sex = something Makaveli will never get

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* Makaveli throws s0mb0dy some porn
* s0mb0dy faps
* s0mb0dy puts some fapsel in Makaveli's hand
<Makaveli> !define Clownporn disgusting s0mb0dy
<BenBot> 10Added 'Clownporn' to the database
<TriggeR> 2(122202:122202:123302) 02(&Nuwani02) 02[7] 07itech: strall analský sikimm
<Makaveli> lmfao
<TriggeR> wat moet ik daar nou weer van denken
<TriggeR> :p
<MrBondt> ja.
<s0mb0dy> !explain Cl0wnporn
<BenBot> 4'Cl0wnporn' does not exist in the database
<s0mb0dy> !explain Clownporn
<BenBot> Clownporn = disgusting s0mb0dy
<s0mb0dy> rofl lol!!