hi i make useless topics

[Maka]

Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom.
[x3]

I'm doin your mom. Yes yours!
I first saw her in the Wal-Mart pickin out your drawers.
Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80s prom queen
But her ass was lookin good all up in those mom-jeans.
I approached her in the checkout line, and said yo baby wassup?
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin at her jugs.
Five minutes later she agreed to get with me
So we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity. Giggity. Giggity.
I was ridin your mom like she was Mario Kart.
I gave her a lift back to her crib cause her car wouldn't start.
She invited me in the house, and we started makin out again.
How many times I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
Yeah. She called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it.
She later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it.
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I'm a little young
To be in the bed, butt-naked doin your mom.

[Chorus]
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom.
[x3]

I like your mamas big butt, and I cannot lie.
You other brothers can't deny that she's fly.
We make sexy time, yes and every night I tap that.
She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half black.
Your moms the best, the super M.I.L.F.
Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she aint a chef
And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol
But If I were you, I wouldn't kiss your mom on the mouth at all.
She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez.
Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed.
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I'll be honest
She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
She's so therapeutic. When I need to cure my restlessness
I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your moms breastestess.
I didn't wanna tell you, but I had to write this song
Cause I'm in your house every night doin your mom.

Havin sex with your mother and that makes me better than you.(x2)

[Chorus]
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom.
[x3]

[Mark]

Got a surprise especially for you,
Something that both of us have always wanted to do.
We've waited so long, waited so long.
We've waited so long, waited so long.

I'm gonna take you on a trip so far from here,
I've got two tickets in my pocket, now baby, we're gonna disappear.
We've waited so long, waited so long.
We've waited so long, waited so long.

I've got two tickets to paradise,
Won't you pack your bags, we'll leave tonight,
I've got two tickets to paradise,
I've got two tickets to paradise.

oh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh
oh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh

I'm gonna take you on a trip so far from here,
I've got two tickets in my pocket, now baby, we're gonna disappear.
We've waited so long, waited so long.
We've waited so long, waited so long.

I've got two tickets to paradise,
Won't you pack your bags, we'll leave tonight,
I've got two tickets to paradise,
I've got two tickets to paradise.

[Fat Cobra]

faggots

[ExoticBud]

Tom link=topic=25222.msg317124#msg317124 date=1277745258]
ROFL kid ur still in 1st grade i bet u make ur topics in class anyway what r u talking about me going undercover n talking to LuKz? i cant even connect to LVP so idk what u r even talking about n the only thing i didn't understand is why didn't i make this topic earlier theres nothing anyone misunderstood besides the fact ur a idiot.

n btw Have fun making more retarded topics whill LuKz fucks u in the ass.

You mad? And also, you went on LVP and did 3 rounds with lukz and told him you have to fix your lag (200+ ping) before you come back to SA:MP/LVP.
So GF. Oh, also.. make topics in class? That was the worst comeback in the world. Now i must cry for you and your horrible comebacks >>> 

[Gaahl]

Why don't you go on LW? It's a beautiful server, you could stay there forever and never come back again for the pleasure of us all.

[[SaW]Tom]

yes im so mad rage rage rage n also no retard i cant even connect to LVP at all n that was like 3 months ago and ya good enough of a comeback tht u would say the most predicable thing it prob took u 20 mins to write that thinking of what to say n btw get ur weak ass over to LW kiddie.

[Sean3]

"Vanilla Snow"

Vanilla snow
My basketball laundry hurricane
Vanilla snow
Open doors with hot Spaghettios

Vanilla snow
Chimney sweeping Prada marmalade
Vanilla snow
GPA of three point eighty four

Vanilla snow
Kitten kisses sleepy Jackson eyes
Vanilla snow
Salt and pepper snoop doggy endo

Vanilla snow
Barry Zito colonoscopy
Vanilla snow
Make sure you watch Peppergod's talk show

Vanilla snow
Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla

[Maka]

Un, dos, tres
Un pasito pa'delante, Maria
Un, dos, tres
Un pasito pa'atras
Un, dos, tres
Un, dos, tres

She's the one that always turns me on
A sexy angel fallen from heaven
She's the one that always drives me wild
In her arms I'm trapped forever

Asi es Maria
Blanco como el dia
Pero es veneno si te quieres enamorar

Asi es Maria
Tan caliente y fria
Que si te la bebes deguro te va a matar

Un, dos, tres
Un pasito pa'delante, Maria
Un, dos, tres
Un pasito pa'atras

Aunque me muera ahora, Maria
Maria, I wanna make you mine
Maria is an angel in disguise
We find love with her devotion
Search for a special place to hide
As she conquers all my emotions

Asi es Maria
Blanco como el dia
Pero es veneno si te quieres enamorar
Asi es Maria
Tan caliente y fria
Que si te la bebes deguro te va a matar

Un, dos, tres
Un pasito pa'delante, Maria
Un, dos, tres
Un pasito pa'atras

Aunque me muera ahora, Maria
Maria, I wanna make you mine!

[Sean3]

I love to sing-a
About the moon-a and the June-a and the spring-a,
I love to sing-a,
About a sky of blue-a, or a tea for two-a,
Anything-a with a swing-a to an "I love you-a,"
I love to, I love to sing!
Give me a song-a
About a son-a gun that went and done her wrong-a.
But keep it clean-a,
With a cottage small-a by a waterfall-a,
Any sob-a that will throb-a to a bluebird's call-a,
I love, I love to sing!
I was born a singin' fool-a,
Lah-de-dah!
Ol' Major Bowes is gonna spot me,
Got through Yale with boula-boula,
Lah-de-dah!
Old microphone's got me!
I love to sing-a,
I love to wake up with the south-a in my mouth-a,
And wave a flag-a,
With a cheer for Uncle Sammy and another for my mammy,
I love to sing!
The swingin'est,
Hot singin'est,
Bell-ringin'est,
Song singin'est
High tootin'est,
Sky tootin'est,
I love to sing!

[Keanu_Reeves]

First of all, we all know that you go on unregistered accounts and hang out with LuKz.
Second of all, i make topics that actually make sence. Although, people think they're useless cause they don't like LuKz and I. Like one of my topics stating worst laggers of LVP. I simply wanted lists of laggers that people know.
From what i stated, either you can't read or you are just misunderstood by my topics.
-gives a pass to a free day at the best 1st grade school in the world-
Have fun at first grade kiddies!

stop calling other people kids, you're 12. You attempt to act mature and smart (oh how it backfires on you) but you just end up looking like an idiot who tries way too hard for respect on a gaming forum