[Introduction] I am what I am, and that's all that I am

[Ownerofballs]

I'm Ownerofballs. I enjoy old music, fapping, fapping to old music, trolling when opportunities arise, experimenting with mind-altering substances, and third-person free-roaming shooters. I go to college instead of working, which gives me plenty of time to sit on my ass and rot away in LVP. You'll see me around quite a bit, at least until Fallout: New Vegas comes out, at which point I will be taking another hiatus (that none of you will notice) to rape, pillage, and destroy that game as I did with Fallout 3.

I'm generally pretty easy to get along with if you enjoy a sarcastic/deadpan kind of humor, and I play SA:MP mostly for fun instead of competition. My in-game gang is called FYSB, which stands for "Fuck Your Shit, Bitch", and I'm looking for members (preferably noobs who play often) to join. We would focus on having fun and working as a team, and we could also train together for duels (still haven't mastered lead-aiming yet).

I'll end this now, and see you in game.

[Nater]

howdy nice gang name

[Ownerofballs]

Thanks 

[LilBoy]

howdy 

[SolidRock]

That gang name is one Swift could have thought of

Anyways: hi

[iLz.12]

hello

[ZyK]

i thought u was a undercover lol .. hello   

[DropShotZ]

Hello im also a owner of balls.