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[Kase]

Well, I know that this isn't the right section, but in the other ones the players would be able to see this PM. Read it, explaines itself.

[size="5"]USEFUL TIPS & TRICKS FOR USING IN LVP[/size]
no cheats, no hacks, no bugabusing, just some legal tips and tricks!

3 ways to repair your vehicle for FREE
1. go in bomb shop, don't buy any bomb, just press enter, your car is repaired for free!
2. type /map 0-3 then /vr then /leave, your car is repaired in stunt map zones!
3. if admins started a cruise, you can anytime leave las venturas by going towards desert and type /vr to repair your car for free. no need to /ctp to cruise leader, just need the cruise mode to be started

how to unjail yourself
when youre jailed, hit ctrl+alt+del, go to processes, right click on gta_sa and end task to cause the game to timeout, join the game again.... you'll spawn in jail but not in jail mode so you can call taxi, teleport, join a minigame or anything you want to get free!!!

how to get ammo for free
buy spawnweapons, then join any minigame, win it or lose it (do not /leave). you will get again the spawnweapons ammo over the ammo you already had
when youre unjailed, you have flowers. instead of /kill, you can join any minigame to get the weapons back and have less death count

How to play undercover
(only for people who have dynamic IPs)
in case of getting banned, theres a way in which you could enter again in server without being detected and banned for evading. change your ip and use a random unregistred nick. theoretically you are not allowed to enter in server with any nick as long as youre banned, but the fact is that admins have no way to know who are you.
avoid behaving like the banned person and use the chat at minimum possible to avoid attracting attention. if you attract attention admins may check your IP, it will be from same range so they can assume that you could be the banned person like you could be any other person. if youre asked if you remember your banned nick, tell that youre a newbie and is your first day here. dont enter on IRC and dont post any message in forum because if your IP is logged with each post and admins could notice same IP with the one used in-game under another nick.


A HELPFUL INPUT PROGRAM

example: Hobba Macro Tool which is simple and free. download link: [url=http://"http://uploading.com/files/a6243353/hobba_macro_tool.rar/"]http://uploading.com/files/a6243353/hobba_macro_tool.rar/[/url]
Important: the program is useful in a lot of softwares, it is not related in any way with GTA so is not a hack or any kind of cheat. it does not make you invincible, it does not give you better aiming, mega speed, flying ability, or any other superpower above other players, so is perfectly legal in any SA-MP server. it just helps you to type faster frequent used text strings, many players already uses it or similar input programs. is not detectable because have a similar behavior with copy-paste which is widely used
I found it useful also in San Andreas single player.. for quick input of cheatcodes(unlike Vice City you cant press esc to enter cheatcodes in pause)

now configure it for using with LVP commands
you can quickly input different commands by simply hitting a key
make sure to begin every message with " `/ " or " t/ " and check to include enter. make sure you dont hit a F key when chatting, the chat box must be clear and not visible when you hit any F key

SA-MP have some features on F1-F12 keys like F6 for chat or F8 for screenshot, avoid use these keys in Hobba Macro Tool

personally I use following commands:
F1... `/taxi 0
F2... `/tune 1
F3... `/world 69 or /visit
F5... `/minigames
F9... `/withdraw 1000000
F11... `/nos 10 or `/buy
HOW TO PLAY BETTER WITHOUT GETTING INTO "ABUSE ZONE"

following commands are blocked 20 sec after a gun shot: /tp /ctp /dive /cardive /map /minigames /pause /taxi /visit /world, two commands are not blocked: /tune /back, if you own taxi property you can use /taxi anytime you want
you can easily avoid this restriction: press esc while fighting, wait 20 sec, release the pause and quickly press f1 then esc again.. but pressing esc or alt+tab or any other way to pause game while fighting is abuse(is against rules) so dont do it
if anybody shoots you / carbomb you without reason..is your right to decide to shoot back or to refuse to fight. as long as you dont shoot back is considered that you just passing around so you have all rights to use any command for defence. IS NOT ABUSE
its like the rule about shiplaming. if youre shoot you have all rights to run to the ship as long as you dont shoot back the attacker
if any noob reports you for abusing.. is only his misreporting.. you can say that youre not abusing because you didnt shoot anybody / you was alone / you did not noticed anybody trying to kill you / you do not want to DM

attention with /minigames: it have similar effect with ESC, it is not a cheat but a feature of GTAA. like ESC, you should avoid using it while fighting to avoid entering in "abuse zone". /minigames have several benefits compared with ESC: you can see who is around, you can watch the chat (dont use the chat to make yourself to look like paused), it extinguish on-foot fires and burning cars, you can extinguish a burning car even from passenger seat or onfoot near the car (although you cant repair the car, at next gun shot will burn again), /minigames also gives you an instant brake or in case of falling down it gives you a soft landing. you can use it to soft land a plane in forest without blowing it up
This trick is barely known, dont be n00b and use it to instantly stop your car or extinguish fires in crowded places to avoid attracting attention

first type /my spawnmoney 100000
every spawn you will have a decent sum of money in pocket ready to spent it on teleporting commands

remember: I DO NOT TEACH YOU HOW TO ABUSE
I give you some tips to become better without abusing

TIPS AND TRICKS FOR USING COMMANDS

practice using all these commands in a isolated place of city for at least 30 mins to familiarize with them. is not mandatory to use Hobba Macro Tool or any input program, but these programs may help you
use your imagination and discover solutions for many of daily LVP problems. below are some examples

problem: you fall down from mount chiliad and your car starts burning
solution: hit f5 and enter and the fire is extinguished, use left/right arrows to get your car with wheels down, hit f2 (/tune) then drive to nearest pay'n'spray (note: certain cars can be repaired also in certain tune shops by changing paint color). you can do same thing if you felt in water
result: you save the car

problem: you ride along peaceful streets when retarded bubbles comes towards you probably with a carbomb
solution: hit f2 (/tune 1) when she is at 5 meters away and ready to detonate her car then type /back. esc or /minigames may be effective, never tested them. remember: this is 100% allowed because you didnt shooted her
result: she suicides like a slut but you survive

problem: you are on foot in a peaceful street or watching others fighting and someone shoots you
solution: dont make any move and press f5 (/minigames) preventively, before anybody starts shooting you, this gives you an appearance of being paused ages ago and not paused specially for avoiding a certain person, but unlike ESC, you can see if anybody would shoot to you and you can see when is clear to press enter and continue game
result: you can idle in middle of fighting ground and laugh out loud looking how noobs are trying to kill a paused player

problem: you fight with someone too skilled compared with you, teleporting commands are blocked because your shoot
solution: grab the nearest car, hit f9 (/withdraw 100000) if is necessary, hit f11 (/nos 10) and accelerate like hell. if your car starts burning, hit f5 then quickly enter and the fire is extinguished, drive and ONLY when attacker cant see you anymore hit f1 (/taxi 0) or do what you want. avoiding death by driving is not abuse in any circumstances
note: /tune is not blocked if you shoot, but dont use it if you was in a fight to avoid entering in "abuse zone"
result: less death count

problem: you want to buy the gang base property but an entire gang are guarding it
solution: get a nice car, enter in gang base area through gang members and slam your car in building(your car may took fire and gonna explode in 2 seconds), jump out and quickly press f9 (/withdraw 1000000) three times then f11 (/buy), you may die shortly but the property is yours.
result: you pissed up an entire gang

the gold rule: NEVER USE ANY COMMAND TO AVOID DEATH WHEN YOU ARE FIGHTING use them ONLY when you are not shooting

[color="#ff0000"][size="3"]FEEL FREE TO FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS
DO NOT forward it to enemy gangs or admins!!![/size]DO NOT forward to any of following players: Madlaggz, by_karizma, Pedro[SC4K], TargetHO, [sLK]Violax, EatYouAlive, Future, LuKz, Vans, ZheMafo, as they are arrogant and reports everything to admins, also Future, EatYouAlive and Lukz are well-known abusers they uses these tricks in abusive manners[/color]

for comments, suggestions, insults, etc...you can contact me at neobux001@yahoo.com in case of cant reply at this PM

ps: i'm not the author of above message. I received it from a player and I just forward it to others

[Richard]

Taken care of already.

[Kase]

Okay, I just reported it to let you guys know