Introduce yourself

[Fireburn]

Since I have no idea who is who in our current betateam, use this thread to briefly introduce yourself
Tell us something about yourself in a few sentences, so we can get to know each other!

Note:
The password for your testing account is:
test

[Unbreak]

ingame name : Unbreak
Country : Jordan
age : 15

[Rien]

Ingame Name: Rien
Real Name: Rien
Country: The Netherlands
Age: 15

Hax, I'm still in here? Awesome.

[Mark]

IG: Mark
Real name: Mark
IRC: berkley
From: Estonia
Playing: Music on TNT Radio
On LVP since: 2007 probably
Twitter http://twitter.com/markkitajev

[Lithirm]

Ingame and IRC: "Lithirm"
Real name: FuglyJonathan
Age: 17
Location: Uppsala, Sweden

I'm a nerd that spends lots of time by the computer. And I love it!

[Phyc0]

Please forgive me bubbles, but I've stolen your intorduction format :

Nicknames? CJ, Calv, Siege

Where do you live? Aberdeen, Scotland

What's your age? 17 (D.O.B: 8^th July, 1992)

Hair colour? Dark brown

Eye colour? Blue

Height? 6' 1"

Shoe size? 10 (UK size)

How many siblings? None

How many pets? 2 Golden Retrievers, Wullie and Dudley

Obsessions? I wouldn't say I'm obsessed with anything at the moment.

Bad habits? Biting my nails, wasting time on the computer

Phobias? Heights, creepy crawlies


ABOUT YOU

What makes you happy? Socializing with friends, having some sort of purpose in life

What really irritates you? Ignorant people who think they know it all, when I can't sleep, and quite often──myself.

What makes you sad? Most things.

What makes you angry? When people accuse myself or others for their own wrongdoing, useless arguments I have with my father, and expensive technology which doesn't work.

What makes you scared? Dying and having to deal with a dying relative.

Ever broken a bone? Unfortunately, yes, my big toe──was very painful. I had a solid cast half way up my leg. Anyone who knew it was only a broken toe laughed their asses off.

What's the best advice you've ever received? From my mother: work now and reek the benefits later. I wish I took her advice.

What was the last MP3 you 'bought'? Probably one of the NOW complexion CDs.

What was the last book you read? An autobiography by professional wrester, Shawn Michaels.

Who was the last person you spoke to? Father

What was the last thing you ate? A tuna baguette.

What was the last thing you drank? Irn Bru

What's the best thing you've ever bought? Tricky one... mmm. Probably a ticket to see a WWE show.

What's the worst thing you've ever bought? Tobacco

What's the best thing you've ever been given? A family who love me.

What's the worst thing you've ever been given? An upsetting letter.

What are your future goals? Having a decent career would be my #1 goal in life.

Describe your bedroom? Double bed with a 32" LCD TV on the wall above it, two windows at both oposite ends, computer desk and computer.

What's your most embarrassing moment? Writing a sexually explicit 'book' at school at the age of 7.

Who do you consider the most beautiful woman in the world? Mmmm.

Who do you consider the most handsome man in the world? Mmmmmmm.

Favourite thing to do on a hot summers day? Playing sports outdoors, obviously depending on my location...

Favourite thing to do on a snowy winters day? Sit inside

If you were granted 3 wishes, what would they be?  Do they have to be realistic? No? Good. My first wish would be to have unlimted access to a time-machine. Secondly, the most common wish──win the lottery. And lastly, to die a very, very old man.

If you could go back in time to see or change something, when would it be and what would you do? Kind of relates to my second wish, never mind, though. I'd like to go back to the start of secondary school so, instead of fucking around during classes, I'd pay attention and actually learn something.

What's the first thing you think about when you wake up? The time.

What exactly were you doing on September 11^th as the terrorist attacks were being carried out in America? I was fairly young. As far as I can remember I was sitting at home watching TV.

Have you ever been in love? Nope.

Do you believe in the after-life? Nope. Once you're dead──you're dead.

Where do you see yourself in 10 years time? I see myself working for an off-shore Oil and Gas company. That's not necessary where I'd like to be, but nonetheless, that's where I see myself in ten years from now.

If you could choose your own death, how would you go? Suddenly and painlessly while sleeping.

Would you ever consider having plastic surgery? Under normal circumstances, no.

Do you have any regrets in life? Yes.

What advice would you give to a kid? Same advice as my mother gave me, work now and reek the benefits later.

Any hidden talents? They wouldn't be hidden or 'secret' if I told you.

Is yours an 'innie' or 'outie'? Innie.

Current job? Kitchen assistant at my mother's Sandwich Bar.

Dream job? Being a well-known professional wrestler working with WWE. And no, it's not something I plan on pursuing.

Who is your hero? No-one

Describe yourself in 3 words: Sensitive, loving and manipulative.


FAVOURITES

Favourite colour? Blue.

Favourite number? 7.

Favourite animal? Dog.

Favourite sport (to play)? Tennis.

Favourite sport (to watch)? Ergh, Tennis.

Favourite programme/s? 24, The X Files, Friends, Everybody Loves Raymond, King of Queens, WWE Raw.

Favourite room in the house? Bedroom.

Favourite food? Chocolate.

Favourite fast-food? McDonald's.

Favourite drink? Irn Bru.

Favourite place? Home.

Favourite cartoon? Don't watch cartoons now, not even the adult cartoons. When I was a kid, my favourite was Tom & Jerry.

Favourite day of the week? Sunday.

Favourite day of the year? None.

Favourite season? Summer.

Favourite car? Never owned a car, nor do I take an interest in cars.

Favourite girls name? Rebecca.

Favourite boys name? Shawn.

Favourite country? Cyprus.

Favourite smell? Nature (Yes, it has a smell! )


RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW

What are you wearing? Jeans, t-shirt and a cardigan.

What's the latest news? [tt]Marmite threatens legal action against BNP to stop it using jar of the spread in a party broadcast[/tt]

What's the weather like? Breezy, cloudy and chilly.

How do you feel? Good.


WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU...

Cried? Today.

Laughed? Around 2 hours ago.

Swore? Cunt.

Lied? Today

Got drunk? Never.

Read a newspaper? Around 2 hours go.

Read your horoscope? 10 minutes ago.

Had a bath/shower? Yesterday morning.

Had a cold? January.

Smiled at someone? Today.

Gave someone a cuddle? Today.

Said, 'I love you'? Today.

[Hitman]

My old intro: http://forum.sa-mp.nl/index.php?topic=18469.0

havent updated it for over a year tho but meh, thats the info you'll find    a much more detailled intro is on the uvh page but i dont think you care xD

[Joe]

IG: Joe
RL: Joe Rock
Age: 15
Location: Pittsburgh, PA, USA

I r Joe. <3

[bubbles]

Nicknames? bubbles

Where do you live? Ireland

What's your age? 31

Hair colour? Durty Blonde

Eye colour? blue

Height? 5' 11"

Shoe size? 14

How many siblings? 1 brother

How many pets? 1 dog - Russy

Obsessions? Beastality

Bad habits? Waffling on the interwebs

Phobias? Spiders, Time, Life.


*ABOUT YOU

What makes you happy? Friends, drugs, chilling out and fucking a sweet 17 year old girl up the ass without a condom and then having her suck me clean. I'm going through a shallow phase of my life right now

What really irritates you? Having an itch you can't find, toilets not flushing the first time and being around stupid people

What makes you sad? Children and cancer

What makes you angry? People who hurt other people on purpose and ignorance

What makes you scared? Dying alone

Lenght of penis:  6.5inches

Nickname of penis: bibbles

Ever broken a bone?  Yes, my little finger

What's the best advice you've ever received? Treat people the way you'd like to be treated


What was the last MP3 you 'bought'?  Elliot Smith - Because

What was the last book you read? Hand in the bush - The fine art of vaginal fisting (its real, check amazon.com)

Who was the last person you spoke to? Myself

What was the last thing you ate?  An Orange

What was the last thing you drank? Water

What's the best thing you've ever bought? Weed

What's the worst thing you've ever bought? Tobacco

What's the best thing you've ever been given? Love

What's the worst thing you've ever been given? An unhappy memory

What are your future goals? Destruction of the human race.

Describe your bedroom? It has a bed, a few computers 50 inch TV and clothes - very basic room.

What's your most embarrassing moment? Pissing myself in a nightclub

Who do you consider the most beautiful woman in the world? My mother

Who do you consider the most handsome man in the world? Too many pretty hunky men

Favourite thing to do on a hot summers day? Sit out in the sun and have a smoke of fien weed while listening to some tunes

Favourite thing to do on a snowy winters day? Sitting complaining how cold it is

If you were granted 3 wishes, what would they be? 1). For peace on earth (that includes abolishing all religions) 2). To bring in temporary sterilisation to prevent unwanted pregnancies 3). Destroy all stupid people

If you could go back in time to see or change something, when would it be and what would you do? I would like to go back to when I was 7 and give myself warnings and information of what the future brings - so I can easily take over the world and do things right

What's the first thing you think about when you wake up?  Morning wood

What exactly were you doing on September 11th as the terrorist attacks were being carried out in America? I was in bed (took a sick day from work and was wanking to Libby on Neighbours when it was interrupted with a news flash. I came watching the 2nd plane hit. It was good.

Have you ever been in love?  Yes

Do you believe in the after-life? No, I have an education

Where do you see yourself in 10 years time?  Probably dead.

If you could choose your own death, how would you go?  Gunshot to head or massive explosion - anything quick and painless.  Dying in your sleep would be nice too.

Would you ever consider having plastic surgery? No, but if I requried it after an accident I would.

Do you have any regrets in life? Yes plenty, but I think it's good to learn from these mistakes and to move on

What advice would you give to a kid? Keep your mouth shut, listen and learn! Don't be afraid to have an open mind.

Any hidden talents? I'm very good at reading people, extreamly good - to the point many people in the real world don't like to be in my company because I can detect their bullshit.

Is yours an 'innie' or 'outie'? Innie

Last job? IT Management - I hate suits

Current job? Technicly I'm retired by that just makes me a bum.

Dream job? Dream job is not to have a job, and I have that, so go me!

Who is your hero? No one

Describe yourself in 3 words: Different, considerate, polite


*FAVOURITES

Favourite colour? black

Favourite number? 5

Favourite animal? Women

Favourite sport (to play)? Soggy Biscut

Favourite sport (to watch)? F1

Favourite programme/s?  V, Lost, Weeds, Dexter


Favourite movies? Too many to mention because I'm lazy. I don't watch shit however.

Favourite band? Metallica (old 80's Metallica) and Pink Floyd

Favourite song? Anyone who can answer this question isn't a fan of music

Favourite room in the house? Bedroom

Favourite video game/s? Half-Life series, San Andreas, MDK 2, Tribes 2,  E3 reunion.

Favourite food? Bread

Favourite fast-food? Southern Fried chicken and chips

Favourite drink? Milk

Favourite place? Home

Favourite cartoon ? Too many - Ulysses 31 right to Family Guy

Favourite day of the week? Saturday

Favourite day of the year? None

Favourite season? Winter

Favourite car? Porsche 911 Turbo, I loved that car until I crashed it

Favourite girls name? Lenore

Favourite boys name? Ultan

Favourite country? From the ones I've been to - Canada

Favourite smell? Fried onions


*RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW

What are you wearing? A towel

What's the latest news?  Europe's skies open for business

What's the weather like? Cloudy and dark

How do you feel? Passive


*WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU...

Cried? Approx 6 months ago

Laughed? An hour ago

Swore? Fuck off.

Lied? Today

Got drunk? 2 Weeks ago

Read a newspaper? This afternoon

Read your horoscope? don't believe in that shit

Had a bath/shower? 2 hours ago

Had a cold? Approx 2 years ago

Smiled at someone? Today

Gave someone a cuddle? Today

Said, 'I love you'? Yesterday - but it was a shallow interweb I love you

[Kase]

Hey there 

Ingame Name: Kase | [eF]Kase
Real Name: Manuele
Location: Italy
Birthday: 25 May