Epic Quotes

[HoogerBooger]

''We cant stop here, this is batcountry!'' - Johnny Depp in ''Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas''

Haha, that one is timeless.

[Munch]

I don't know where this came from, but a friend had it on her Facebook a while ago. I found it funny.

Roses are red, nuts are brown, skirts go up, pants go down, body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in, it goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer its in, the stronger it gets, it comes out dripping and it starts to sag, it's not what you think, it's a tetley's teabag.

Pfft teadrinkers!