Funniest Joke I Have Ever Heard

[SolidRock]

A man goes to the doctor.
He says: 'Doctor, I got a huge problem'
'Well, what's the problem' asks the doctor.
'I think my wife is dead', tells the man.
'Why do you think she's dead?' asks the doctor.
So the man explains: 'The sex is still the same, but the dishes are still in the sink for over a week'.

[Munch]

Nemesis link=topic=21771.msg258659#msg258659 date=1253602867]
I know the funniest racist joke, but i can't say it, even though i've posted two, they weren't that bad at all, this joke is probably the harshest joke ive ever heard, so if anyone wants it > pm
ps - its only bout 2 lines

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