Mars

[Mike]

While creating a lengthy presentation on Mars, I came up with a conundrum:

Would you be willing to be the first human to go to Mars and explore the planet knowing it would be a one way trip?

[Hitman]

Yes

[n00ne]

Yes i would , but I wouldnt send them squat from what i find on mars untill they figure out a way to get me down , keeps them motivated 

[XiZ]

Why is it a "one way trip" ?

[EvilGate]

No, since there are enough people willing to do it anyway

[Terror]

exploring one right now.

[g3344]

While creating a lengthy presentation on Mars, I came up with a conundrum:

Would you be willing to be the first human to go to Mars and explore the planet knowing it would be a one way trip?

dude, looks like you already been there, who did you do the presentation to? And which part of Mars?

[Mike]

Well, US intelligence discovered oil on Mars, so I was sent in to try to bribe the Martians. So far we have the UN's approval to invade, we just need a good reason (or create a situation) for our retaliation.

[BuBBleMaN]

exploring one right now.

it's rly better than the planet mars  

[ReLoaded]

Oh cheaaa