Nemesis vs Yacoo diss pt.1

[[SWK]Nemesis]

Nemesis vs Yacoo

Nemesis
YACOOS AS SHORT AS MY GARDEN GNOME
SO I WENT AND MADE HIM A MATCH STICK HOME
THE GUY SUCKS HIS PC'S DICK
LAYIN ON THE FLOOR INSPECTIN THAT  SHIT
YACOOS A GAY HOMO THAT FUCKS HIS CAT
BUT THATS HEARTLESS MAN COS THE CATS THE ONE THAT BREAKS YACOOS BACK

Yacoo
DONT MAKE ME SLAP AROUND THE FACE WITH MY PANCAKE
AND GIVE YOU A RAGGIDY ASS HEADACHE - MAKE YOUR EYES POP OUT
MAKE YOU DRY LIKE AN EGYPTIAN DROUGHT
KNOCK YOU OUT, RUB YOU IN LIKE TILE GROUT
ILL SLAP YOU WITH MY STAPLER
MAKE YOUR TEETH UGLIER THAN FAILCADS
ORDER YOU AROUND LIKE ONE OF MY COMRADES
MAKE YOU SELL CRACK ON STREET CORNERS
GET YOU LOST LIKE A GROUP OF FOREIGNERS

Nemesis
YACOOS TOO SHORT TO GO ON RIDES @ THE FUN FAIR
ID SLAP HIM UP JUST USIN WHATS DOWN THERE
THE BITCH IS TALKING ABOUT EXPANDING
YET HE NEEDS TO HIMSELF
HE CANT EVEN REACH THE BOOKSHELF

Yacoo
GHOMY THIS IS FOR YOU
NEMESI- SISSY
YOUS ONE UGLY MAN BEATING KIDS UP
ILL GIVE YOU A CUP
AND SEND YOU OFF TO STREET CORNERS
BEGGIN FOR CHANGE
MAKE YOUR LEGS LOOK STRANGE
ILL SET RANDY RIZZLE ON YA
HELL BREAK YOUR CRAPPY COMPUTER
MAKE YOU OFFLINE FOR A WEEK
THEN GET FAILCADS TO SNEAK UP ON YA
AND MAKE YOU SUCK HIS DICK
THEN GET SHARK TO POKE YOU WITH A PRICK
AND SLAP YOUR SHINY HEAD
MAKIN YOU SINK TO THE OCEANBED
STUGGLIN TO WRITE ANOTHER VERSE
STICK YOU TO A HEARSE AND RIDE AROUND A-TOWN
SLAP YOU WITH GRAVITYS CROWN
AND MAKE YOU DROWN DOWN TO BE
THE UGLYASS MAN YOU ARE

Nemesis
LEAST MY BARS ARE TALLER THEN YOU
YOUR A DIZZY TRYNA-RAP FOOL
TALKING ABOUT OCEABEDS
WHEN THE BABY POOL IS WHERE YOU RESIDE
SETTIN THERE WITH YOUR ARM BANDS TRYNA HIDE
SHIT THERE COMES A HIGH WAVE
SINCE IM 1M 45 THAT LOOKS LIKE MY GRAVE
I ACTUALLY PLAY BASKETBALL
BUT CAN USE THE HOOP
AND DO THE LULA LOOP
I GOT STYUCK IN THE B-BALL NET
BUT SINCE IM Y THERES NO NEED TO FRET

Yacoo
TALK ABOUT ME BEING SHORT
FIKKY FIKRET YOUZ A HOE
BEND DOWN LOW AND SUCK MY TOE
THATS A FAKE JOKE GONE OLD
I SEE YOUS A FAG WHO THINKS HES FUNNY
GO HUMP A FKIN BUNNY
TRYIN TO MAKE YOURSELF BIG
YOU NO BIGGER THAN A TWIG
WALKIN AROUND LICKIN YOUR DAWG
WATCH OUT NOW, ITLL OUTGROW YA
AND HUMP YA - GIVE YOU A DAWG DISEASE
LOOK IN THE MIRROR
WHOS LAUGHING NOW

Nemesis
PROBABLY TRYNA GET ON HIS CHAIR
MAN GIVE HIM A MATCH STICK TO FIX HIS HAIR
THE GUY GETS INTO BRAWLS WITH MICROSCOPES
GETTIN HI OFF HIS MICRO DOPE
YEA AND THATS ME LAUGHIN IN THE MIRROR
A STRAIGHT A COLD FKIN KILLA
MY DOG WILL RAPE YOUR CAT
ITL STICK IT IN IT LIKE IT WAS A BAT
ITL LOOK ALOT MORE WHITE WHEN ITS OVER
BUT ITL GET USED TO IT ONCE ITS A COUGAR

Yacoo
OHAI THER IM NEMESIS
TRYIN TO MAKE SOME SHOOPS OF A CHERRY
LOOK AT ME IM SO MERRY SHOOPIN MY BALLS TO BE METAL
OH LOOK AT ME IM AN ICE COLD KILLA
DAMN, YOU LIEK TO DANCE TO MICHEL JACKSONS THRILLER
TALK ABOUT YOURSELF ALL DAY
GO EAT SOME HAY
FROM THE FARM OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE
WATCH OUT A HORSE MIGHT EAT YOUR DICK
GIVE YOU A STICK TO SWAT THE FLIES
FROM YOUR BED - ICE COLD KILLA
YOU NOTHIN BUT A MOLLY MILLER

Nemesis
MY NAMES YACOO
MY VOICE IS HIGH
IF I DONT GET WHAT I WANT I CRY
IM LIKE SKY---LOW
TALL AS A DICK STARIN @ SYLAR FROM HEROES
I GOT BEATEN UP BY THE BEE FROM CHEERIOS
OR IS THAT THAT HUNNY FLAVOURED ONE
MEH I JUST SWIM IN THAT OEN
YACOO THINKS HES BIG COS IN COD HE KILLS WITH A KNIFE
BUT IN REAL LIFE HE WAS THAT ANNOYIN PEICE OF SHIT ON A BUGS LIFE
HE SO SMALL HES GOTTA DUCK WHEN HIS CAT SPITS A FUR BALL
ITS LIKE STUART LITTLE ONLY THAT GUYS KINDA TALL
COMPARED TO HIM, HE DIDNT GO AUSTRIA
HE JUST TRECKED HIS BIN

Yacoo
EXCUSE ME NERD BOY
I DONT KNOW WHAT PLANET YOU FROM
MASTURBATING OVER A NEW CD-ROM
TECHNOLOGY SO BAD
MAKE FAILCADS MAD
TRYING TO ACT LIKE YOU KNOW ME
ILL FEED YOU MY CHRISTMAS TREE
MAKE YOU SHIT NEEDLES AND BLEED
THINKIN ABOUT HOW YOURE AN ICECOLD KILLA
ILL STAB YOU IN THE FACE WITH A TOOTHPICK
TWELVE TIMES IN THE SAME PLACE
TRYIN TO ACT HARD TRYIN TO DISS ME
AND STAMP ON YOU LIKE ON A HONEYBEE
CHATTIN SHIT FROM YOUR DREAMS
OPEN YOUR EYES AND LOOK AROUND
GO PUT ON THAT ACADEMIC GOWN

Nemesis
AND COS HES SO WHITE HE LOOKED LIKE THAT RIZLA
HES TALKIN ABOUT SWATTIN THE FLIES
BUT EVERYTIME I MURDER HIS FRIENDS HE CRIES
HE TALKS ABOUT THE ACADEMIC GOWN
BUT WHEN HE WEARS A TOP IT GOES FROM TO-DOWN
THE GUY LOOKS LIKE THAT CAT THAT GOT STUCK IN A CUP
4 FOOT 1 AND HE THINKS HES AS TOUGH AS A TRUCK
BITCH IS TALKIN ABOUT SNOOP DOG
ONLY COS HE ACCIDENTLY ROLLED HIM UP AT A CONCERT
WHEN YACOO WAS TRYNA GET UP THERE AND FLIRT

Yacoo
ITS BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE WE TALKED
IM 5 FOOT 8 YOU RAGGIDY ASS TWIG
DONT TRY TO DISS ME ABOUT MY HEIGHT
TO BACK TO YOUR TOXIC WASTE SITE
YOU DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT ME
TRYING TO DISS ME PLAYING BASKETBALL
DISSIN ME ABOUT GOIN TO AUSTRIA TO SNOWBOARD
MAN, AT LEAST I GIVE A FUCK ABOUT MY HEALTH
ALL YOU DO IS SIT AROUND AND PLAY YOUR CRAPPY COD5
ON YOUR GRAPHICS CARD FROM 1995.


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Nemesis raping Shark - 1 hit KO:

Nemesis:
SHAARK CAN ONLY HUNT FISHES
COS HE CANT DO THE DISHES
SO HE ORDERS OUT - HE FAILS
HE GETS BUMSEX FROM SHEMALES
HES A BIG WHORE
GETTIN RAPED BY THEM SHEMALES ON DA FLOOR
THEY DICKS AS BIG AS LAPTOPS
BUT ALL THEY GOT IS FLAT TOPS
HIS TITS ARE BIGGER
EVEN THO THEY A GOLD DIGGER
HE SUCKS DICK RAAAAAW
ALL OFF THE FLOOR

[ReLoaded]

Lol 

[Hellweed]

good fight.

[Mark]

Umm, what?

[azerty]

Hellweed link=topic=16076.msg166489#msg166489 date=1230928158]
good fight.

gf

[FarePak]

k.

[LIke]

"fighting in the internet is like running on the special Olympics, even if you win your still a retarded"

[EvilGate]

LIke, if you think this is for real you are retarded.

[HaZe]

"fighting in the internet is like running on the special Olympics, even if you win your still a retarded"

let me correct that for you, seeing as you probably suffer from mental retardation as well.

"Fighting on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics, even if you win you're still retarded"

[Peru]

I don't know why, but this brings me back some memories.