Stupid e-mail scam.

[SiX]

Hey guys!

Check out this e-mail I got from some online scammer!

Letter of Relationship and Establishment Aid.
From : Wilfred Coulibaly
Abidjan Cote d' Ivoire West Africa

Attention: Respectful

Greetings and How are you Dear Friend.

I am Wilfred Coulibaly from Ivory Coast in West Africa.I would like you to Please permit me to apply through this medium for your co-operation and  to secure an opportunity to invest and do joint relationship establishment with you in your country. I have a substantial capital which I honourably Inherited from my late father Chief  Coulibaly  who was minister of Interior and also have Cocao and Coffee plantation with Gold, Diamond Mining and Trading in bouake Northern District of Coted' Ivoire.Before the Epmigo Rebels killed Him during this political crisis on the  mutiny rebellion upraising that equally lead to the death of former military junta Robert Guei.
I am contacting on you because of my need to deal with honest person whom I can lay trust and personal confidence on with hope that he will not let me down. Because since the murder of my father,I have been subjected to all sorts of harassment and intimidation with lots of negative reports emanating from the crises  from the rebellion people caused  which have resulted to war in some part of our country Cote d' Ivoire in West Africa since this past years.
I intend to invest this money I legitmately inherited from my late father in profitable areas in your country into a very lucratives business venture of which you are to advise and execute the  venture over there for the mutual benefits of both of us.
Most especially is for you to help me come over to your base if possible for You be able co-operate with me to become my business partner in your country and create ideas on how  money will be invested, properly managed and the type of investment after the money  is transferred to your custody with your assistance.
I inherited this sum from my late father  whom the rebels killed because he was not supporting their selfish interest to topple the president Gbagbo the present president of Cote d' Ivoire in West Africa.
Meanwhile,on indication of your willingness to  handle this transaction sincerely by protecting my Interest and upon your acceptance of this proposal.I will furnish you with the full details information, procedure on how to continue.The exact amount involved is the sum of Nine Million Five Hundred Thousand Five USD ($9.500.000..00)USD If you accept to associate with me,both of us will mutually agree on your percentage interest and share holding for helping me to secure the release of the deposit and investing the money into  lucratives profitable venture in your care.I will be glad to reserve this respect and opportunity for you if you so desire to relate with me with good mind and honesty.
However, I do urge  you to kindly give this matter your immediate attention and the maximum seriouness it deserves for the smooth achievement of the aim.I want you to be rest assured that everything is in order and legitimate it was due to the political crisis in our country that have resulted to war in some part of our region which have cause everybody to find a way of geting out from  the country,for this reason I use this medium to request for your assistance with hope that you will not let down the confidence I have already reposed on you.
This money is legitimately acquired by my late father from sales of Cocoa and Coffee and Diamond dealings.If it interests you, Please forward your reply including your telephone number and fiscal address to my private email address so that I can provide you with more clarifications and details about it all.

Looking forward for your prompt response Thanks for your understanding and future cooperations.

Sincerely
Wilfred Coulibaly


This asshole named Wilfred asked me, a 17 year old, for 9.5mil USD, for some reason...
I didn't know that I had a long-lost african friend, lmao. 
Also, the guy who sent me this e-mail was most probably from Thailand, coz there were some Siamese writings in the e-mail (which I removed).

[Allen_Stewart_Konigsberg]

Maybe Chuck Norris should pay this man a little visit.

[Gang_Lord]

old scam, ive heard about this since yr 2001

[Maddolis]

I'd rather you didn't inform the community of my name or location, SiX...

[HoogerBooger]

It's not a scam, it's a real deal, I'v been transferring money to a one-legged guy named Vitalik living in Siberia every month for the past 2 years, it's just a matter of time til the karma rewards me.

[LIL_D]

ye but its not everyone who gives rewards believe me XD

[Erin]

I've got this sent to my email so thought I would share with you all how much it fails.

Dear Sir,I got your contact information from a reputable business/professional directory of your country which gives me assurance of your legibility as a business person.My name is John Mukhabe a citizen of Zimbabwe and a financial consultant. I represent the interest of a client, an investor whom as a result of the sensitive nature of the position he occupies under the present government in Zimbabwe, coupled with the recent political and economic developments in my country wishes to relocate his funds abroad and secure it from inflation through investment.I am making this contact with you on the strength of this my client’s need for an individual such as you, who will be willing to receive money on his behalf abroad, and then invest this money for making profit in accordance with the foreign direct investment regulations in your country.Your role as a partner will be to devise the necessary business plan based on your knowledge of the domestic economy in your country. To oversee the day to day management of the business that will be established there in your country with this capital (U.S$10,500,000).The establishment of this joint business venture with the above mentioned fund will be carried out in a manner consistent with the prevailing international laws and that of your country guiding such an investment.In the event that you are willing to work with me on this project as a partner, provide me with your direct telephone and fax numbers for further detail. Best regards John Mukhabe

This scam failed when you start reading it.

Dear Sir

[SiX]

Bwahahahahaha! LMAO!

P.S. I still hate u for banning me.

[Sarge]

I don't even read those emails (delete button ftw )

[ShadowFo]

I got same,my msn messagebox in full of that spamm fakes message