07-21-2008, 01:22 AM
Well, I work at a nursing home. Don't get me wrong, it's a good paying job with friendly people! But my god, these old people are funny/bitchy/gross that it keeps me entertained. So I will give you a quick story of what happend to me today.
So today started like everything, go into work, and get everything ready like the drinks and stuff. So my boss goes, "Jamie, you're going on the 4th floor today so switch off..." So now where I work, the 4th floor are for thoes who are very "gone" and thats what we call the "nut floor." So I'm like, "Okay." and in the back of my mind I'm like, "awesome." So I go to the floor get the drinks and everything done, and I head downstairs get the food cart and stock up on shit. I go back upstairs and that's when all the residents are sitting down and ready to get their grub on. Okay, so I get the shit of food ready and then I walk into the pantry to scope out the scene. I was walking and I hear a cant noise like a "meow?" So I look, one of the old people is meowing and me... (0.o) Then, I go back in the kitchen part of my floor and there are old people talking to themselves, and wondering around and what not. So then, I go and get the food ready and my partner passes the food out while I get it ready. So then, there all fed and after about 20 mins, then nurses start clearing them out of the pantry. Then, after that we have to clear off the tables and what not. So I'm clearing off the tables, and there is one lady still sitting down. I ignore her and proceed to what I was doing. Well after, she is still sitting there with a very settle look on her face. So I looked at her all like "-_-' " Then, she gets up, and walk to the door to leave the room. I look, and my eyes burned like the sun! She had "doo-doo" "poopy" "shit" "feces" "chocolate pudding" on her goun. So I was like, should I look at the chair? I then slowly and dramatically turn my head to look at the chair and there behold, there was SHIT on the chair. I took the chair aimed it at the door, pushed it at the door, and yell'd "doo-doo express!" A nurse looked and there was a chair full of shit sitting in the hall way! I then quickly locked the doors and put on the radio so I wasn't to be disturbed by the old people or nurses bitching.
Well, that's my story. I hope you enjoyed it :p I will maybe in the future have another story to tell you guys, but for now thats the nastiest thing that ever happend to me so far at my work.
So today started like everything, go into work, and get everything ready like the drinks and stuff. So my boss goes, "Jamie, you're going on the 4th floor today so switch off..." So now where I work, the 4th floor are for thoes who are very "gone" and thats what we call the "nut floor." So I'm like, "Okay." and in the back of my mind I'm like, "awesome." So I go to the floor get the drinks and everything done, and I head downstairs get the food cart and stock up on shit. I go back upstairs and that's when all the residents are sitting down and ready to get their grub on. Okay, so I get the shit of food ready and then I walk into the pantry to scope out the scene. I was walking and I hear a cant noise like a "meow?" So I look, one of the old people is meowing and me... (0.o) Then, I go back in the kitchen part of my floor and there are old people talking to themselves, and wondering around and what not. So then, I go and get the food ready and my partner passes the food out while I get it ready. So then, there all fed and after about 20 mins, then nurses start clearing them out of the pantry. Then, after that we have to clear off the tables and what not. So I'm clearing off the tables, and there is one lady still sitting down. I ignore her and proceed to what I was doing. Well after, she is still sitting there with a very settle look on her face. So I looked at her all like "-_-' " Then, she gets up, and walk to the door to leave the room. I look, and my eyes burned like the sun! She had "doo-doo" "poopy" "shit" "feces" "chocolate pudding" on her goun. So I was like, should I look at the chair? I then slowly and dramatically turn my head to look at the chair and there behold, there was SHIT on the chair. I took the chair aimed it at the door, pushed it at the door, and yell'd "doo-doo express!" A nurse looked and there was a chair full of shit sitting in the hall way! I then quickly locked the doors and put on the radio so I wasn't to be disturbed by the old people or nurses bitching.
Well, that's my story. I hope you enjoyed it :p I will maybe in the future have another story to tell you guys, but for now thats the nastiest thing that ever happend to me so far at my work.
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