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[Maka]

[23:21:31] (&Ryankilla) over the rainbow came two massive irish steam rock hard penis'

James always makes me laugh.

[Richard]

[11/08/09|03:24:33] <%_Harry_> I once kisses a girl
[11/08/09|03:24:39] <%_Harry_> But she was really a guy
[11/08/09|03:24:42] <%_Harry_> I felt sick too
[11/08/09|03:24:43] <@Darkfire> LOL
[11/08/09|03:25:19] <%_Harry_> I started feeling "her" between the legs
[11/08/09|03:25:24] <%_Harry_> and to my surprise
[11/08/09|03:25:28] <%_Harry_> BOING!
[11/08/09|03:25:39] <%_Harry_> Bigger than mine really

[11/08/09|03:30:41] <@Darkfire> 1 weekend, sex with 3 different guys
[11/08/09|03:30:42] <@Darkfire> gg

Cut out a few parts relating to things said before.

[Fist]

<%Joe> estroe`
<%Joe> did you get PMed?
<&estroe`> stfu
<%Joe>
<@Fist> Owned
<&estroe`> ^says enough
<%Joe> xD

[Richard]

I spammed him back using Nuwani

[Mark]

(12-0 (11:58:3 <&Peter`> !say JUTD!
(12-0 (11:58:3 <%Nuwoni> *** Peter` on IRC: JUTD!
(12-0 (11:58:46) <&slein> KUTD
(12-0 (11:58:49) <+berkley> rofl
(12-0 (11:58:50) <&Peter`> haha
(12-0 (11:58:5 <&slein> !

[James]

<Ryankilla> pfft
<Ryankilla> sick cunts
<Ryankilla> Like, my dicks is so big it tickles my toes
<XiZ> well at least i dont abuse seagulls
<Ryankilla> is better
<XiZ> NO
<XiZ> OUR DICK
<XiZ> COMES OUT OF BELLY-BUTTON
<XiZ> AND REACHES FINGERTOES
<XiZ> wait fingertoes
<XiZ> what
<Ryankilla> fingertoes?
<XiZ> erm
<Ryankilla> LMFAO

Vulgar but funny to me.

[A_n_D_y]

[04:25] <Jordi> Fuck GTA
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[04:25] <Jordi> I said the magic words

[slein]

nah, it's just Jordi, nothing more, nothing less.

[Erin]

That's an insult to god. Who would compare Jordi to God? Perhaps if you were comparing him with the jonas brothers, then that probably would be acceptable.

[g3344]

Jordi is not god,
Just a minimod,

Sits around,
Waiting for caps,
Muting people makes him fap,

Trying to be funny,
But failing none the less,

Jordi is not god,
He's simply grotesque.

        By Jordi a.k.a StormMaker