[unbanned]Why would I be banned? :(

[junkyardsaint]

One word: punctuation.

A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.

"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.

"I'm a panda," he says at the door. "Look it up."

The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.

"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."

har de har har 


I must have written the wildlife manual. I rarely use punctuation in chat, but I do try to when posting; sorry if it's a challenge to read - I was in chat mode... I think it was the desperation of the moment; finding myself banned is like... I dunno... when I misplace the TV remote or can't find my cigarettes; I'm addicted... I get this weird sense of urgent desperation lol....