Jokes!

[Danny]

A man suspected his wife was seeing another man. He wasn't too rich, and hired a cheap Chinese detective named Chen Lee to spy on his wife. A few days later, he received his report:
MOST HONORABLE SIR: YOU LEAVE HOUSE. I WATCH HOUSE. SHE COMES TO HOUSE. I WATCH. HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE, I FOLLOW. HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL. I CLIMB TREE. I LOOK IN WINDOW. HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE. HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE. HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE. I PLAY WITH ME. I FALL OFF TREE. I NOT SEE.
NO FEE, CHEN LEE.

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A golfer pulls up at a service station with a mitsibushi.
The service station guy comes up and asks what he wants. The golfer says just a jet-wash, and the guy gets to it.
When he's hand-drying the car, he notices through the window that the golfer has balanced some golfing tee's on the dash board, but he didn't know what they were.
  'what're those things in the front?'
  'They're tees. For resting my balls on while I drive'
  'Wow' says the service man 'those japanese DO think of everything'

(if you are seriously gay, and dont get it, then:

It's rest my balls on, like golf balls, and when I drive, like, drive = hit a golf ball with a golf club.)