03-19-2008, 01:09 PM
Here is my price offer for my services to clear up all this mess:
1 000 000 USD - Taking care of minor issues.
1 500 000 USD - Taking care of slightly bigger problems. I think the current event fits into this category.
5 000 000 USD - Me representing you as an attorney throughout the whole trial.
15 000 000 USD - In case I win the case in behalf of my client.
Please note that the trials will be held outside of this forum in order to keep the things legal.
Your best friend,
HoogerBooger.
1 000 000 USD - Taking care of minor issues.
1 500 000 USD - Taking care of slightly bigger problems. I think the current event fits into this category.
5 000 000 USD - Me representing you as an attorney throughout the whole trial.
15 000 000 USD - In case I win the case in behalf of my client.
Please note that the trials will be held outside of this forum in order to keep the things legal.
Your best friend,
HoogerBooger.