03-05-2008, 11:58 PM
Granted.
Somewhere in Arizona, an angry wife throws a cactus out the window, aiming for her husband. Who would have guessed that it would sail further than any cactus before it, marking the record for the WORLD'S FASTEST CACTUS?!
You don't even see it coming.
A flash of green. A popping sound.
Your tires are gone.
You have all the gas in the world, but it won't do any good fueling a hunk of metal sliding down a road.
I wish I had my own country.
Somewhere in Arizona, an angry wife throws a cactus out the window, aiming for her husband. Who would have guessed that it would sail further than any cactus before it, marking the record for the WORLD'S FASTEST CACTUS?!
You don't even see it coming.
A flash of green. A popping sound.
Your tires are gone.
You have all the gas in the world, but it won't do any good fueling a hunk of metal sliding down a road.
I wish I had my own country.