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(random)Duke Nukem quotes
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    * Yeah, piece of cake!
    * Guess again, freakshow. Duke's coming back to town, and the last thing that's gonna go through your mind before you die... is my size 13 boot!
    * I like a good cigar...and a bad woman...
    * I feel like drinkin' a gallon o' turpentine, and pissin' on a brush fire...
    * I should have known those alien maggots booby trapped the sub.
    * It's time to abort your whole freaking species!
    * It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all outta gum!
    * My name is Duke Nukem - and I'm coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!
    * Nobody steals our chicks... and lives!
    * You're an inspiration for birth control.
    * Cooool!
    * See you in hell!
    * Shake it baby! You wanna dance?
    * I'm gonna get medieval on your asses!
    * I'm gonna put this smack dab on your ass!
    * [After the player has stand still for some time] What you're waitin' for? Christmas?
    * Hail to the king baby!
    * Let God sort 'em out!
    * [after discovering 3 women in a hidden room] Hmmm, my kind of party! I wish I had time!
    * [after looking at himself in a mirror] Damn! I'm looking good!
    * Suck it down!
    * Now THAT's gonna leave a scar!
    * Damn, those alien bastards gonna pay for shooting up my ride.
    * [checking out office computer playing duke3d] Get back to work you slacker!
    * Nukem 'till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark!
    * Heh, Heh, Heh, what a mess!
    * [seeing a torn corpse of a Space Marine from Doom] Hmm, that's one "Doomed" Space Marine.
    * [Duke examines the Duke Nukem II arcade machine] Hmm, don't have time to play with myself.
    * Damn, you're ugly.
    * Who wants some?
    * Come get some!
    * It's my way or the....Hell it's my way!
    * I'll rip off your head and shit down your neck.
    * [examining the Duke Nukem pinball machine in an arcade] I've got balls of steel.
    * Die, you son of a bitch!
    * Your face, your ass, whats the difference?
    * Blow it out your ass!
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Messages In This Thread
(random)Duke Nukem quotes - by Lynexon - 12-20-2007, 06:49 AM
Re: Duke Nukem Forever!!!! - by Nakebod - 12-20-2007, 12:42 PM
Re: Duke Nukem Forever!!!! - by Lynexon - 12-20-2007, 01:13 PM
Re: Duke Nukem Forever!!!! - by Fry - 12-20-2007, 09:14 PM
Re: Duke Nukem Forever!!!! - by TRaven - 12-21-2007, 12:10 AM
Re: (random)Duke Nukem quotes - by Lynexon - 12-21-2007, 09:23 AM
Re: (random)Duke Nukem quotes - by Mike - 12-21-2007, 11:16 AM
Re: (random)Duke Nukem quotes - by b00m - 12-21-2007, 05:05 PM
Re: (random)Duke Nukem quotes - by Fry - 12-21-2007, 09:26 PM
Re: (random)Duke Nukem quotes - by TRaven - 12-21-2007, 09:51 PM
Re: (random)Duke Nukem quotes - by b00m - 12-22-2007, 04:32 PM
Re: (random)Duke Nukem quotes - by Lynexon - 12-22-2007, 07:56 PM
Re: (random)Duke Nukem quotes - by Fry - 12-23-2007, 06:11 AM
Re: (random)Duke Nukem quotes - by Lynexon - 12-23-2007, 08:03 AM
Re: (random)Duke Nukem quotes - by HaZe - 12-23-2007, 11:32 PM
Re: (random)Duke Nukem quotes - by TRaven - 02-07-2008, 06:53 PM
Re: (random)Duke Nukem quotes - by Lynexon - 02-08-2008, 12:09 PM
Re: (random)Duke Nukem quotes - by Deaken - 02-12-2008, 12:04 PM
Re: (random)Duke Nukem quotes - by Burken - 02-12-2008, 05:35 PM
Re: (random)Duke Nukem quotes - by [FIN]SirAuron - 02-12-2008, 06:22 PM