The Wish Game

[dab]

Wish granted.
You lay in the middle of the street, without sleeping.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, an 18-wheeler drives on top of you.
What's left of halo is now a smashed-up, bloody pulp strewn across a yellow line on black pavement.

I wish I would re-incarnate as my helicopter when I died.

Granted, you now have a zombie Helicopter who eats all the other helicopters, including the female copters, making your zombie copter the last on alive.

I wish I never had to do finals, I just knew all the information forever and ever. Then I could go play lvp more oftern because I could do my homework in like 20 seconds and get a's.