MsnBot

[_Sven_]

Me:
Hello!
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Dildo
God:
  OK I will call you  Dildo.
Me:
No!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yeah
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
yes u can
God:
How can I help you?  I think I can, don't you?
Me:
no!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yeah!
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
bhot
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
no im whore
God:
What is your profession?  Why are you  whore.
Me:
cause i like it!
God:
That makes sense to me.  What do you like about  whore?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
yeah
God:
Gosh!
Me:
Mosh?
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yeah
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
u cant?
God:
Interesting gossip:  Dildo said I cant.
Me:
ffs
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
serious?
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
green
God:
Green eyes are rare.
Me:
No!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
fuck off !!
God:
Can't you be more polite?  :-).
Me:
ffs fagott
God:
:-)  Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Nobody
God:
":-) Are you a man or a woman?"?  Really nobody?
Me:
yeah
God:
:-)  Dude!
Me:
Lesbi?
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:

God:
:-).
Me:

God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
serious?
God:
Are we still talking about  D?
Me:
D?
God:
Oh, you are a poet.