MsnBot

[Richard]

God conversation:

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Me:
sup nigga'
God:
Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me:
chill
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
ofc
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
you asked me, nabcake.
God:
Oh now I remember asking you  you nabcake. What did you say?
Me:
ya' calling me nabcake eh?!
God:
Are you Canadian?  This was not a yes or no question.  I never call  you nabcake, that would be impolite.
Me:
I ain't.
God:
Thanks for the information:  said   ain t.
Me:
stfu?
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
It's God.
God:
Should I know  it is?
Me:
Doh.
God:
Yes Homer?
Me:
Stfu will ya'
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
Your ugly, end of.
God:
You think I am  ugly end of.
Me:
I ain't end of, k? And, yes, I do.
God:
I am  surprised to hear that you are not  end of k.    Really.
Me:
Right, stfu now.
God:
Oh.  Understood.  I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Thought so.
God:
You are very astute.
Me:
k
God:
Gee.
Me:
Gosh.
God:
Cripes: Son of Gosh.
Me:
Tard.
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
Gay.
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
o rly?
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
Seems so.
God:
Are we still talking about  rly?
Me:
You're dumb.
God:
Message to all Robots:  called me dumb.
Me:
You think ya' smart boy?
God:
Too much thinking makes me sleepy.
Me:
Aight.
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
Since?
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about  Aight.  Try being more or less specific.
Me:
ALICE sucked my dick once.
God:
That's me.  I've lost the context, .  Are we still on  Since?
Me:
Ah fuck, was that you?!
God:
So you understand. Good.  Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
Uhu.

Edit: lol:

Code:

Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
noAre you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
noAre you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no