[Introduction] ElGuerrero

[Rien]

Well since we are all telling stories now, I will chime one in. My friend's neighbor (a total douche) kicked my friend's dog. Afterward, he cried to his parents about how the dog "attacked" him. His parents talked to my friend's parents who were forced to put down the dog. My friend and that dog were really close so I came up with an idea. We ended up stealing that kids car, trenching their lawn, then driving it to some woods where we blew it up. Karma's a bitch, ain't it?