12-14-2007, 05:58 AM
Guy goes to a western style bar and see's theres a contest.
"Make the horse out front laugh, and win this jar of money".
So the guy goes out front, and whispers something in the horses ear.
Horse starts laughing louder then Mr Ed.
Guy has a drink, and takes the jar of money as he leaves.
Next week, same guy comes back, same horse, new contest.
"Make the horse out front cry, and win this jar of money".
So the guy goes out front, takes the horse around back, brings the horse around, crying a river.
Guy goes up to the bartender, "i think i win that one!". Bartender asks, aren't you the guy who won last week? You didnt hurt that horse did you?! Guy replies, "Nah, i didnt touch the horse, he's fine". Bartender then asks, "well then tell me, how'd you do it?"
Guy says, "well last week i told him my d**k was bigger then his - this week i showed him."
"Make the horse out front laugh, and win this jar of money".
So the guy goes out front, and whispers something in the horses ear.
Horse starts laughing louder then Mr Ed.
Guy has a drink, and takes the jar of money as he leaves.
Next week, same guy comes back, same horse, new contest.
"Make the horse out front cry, and win this jar of money".
So the guy goes out front, takes the horse around back, brings the horse around, crying a river.
Guy goes up to the bartender, "i think i win that one!". Bartender asks, aren't you the guy who won last week? You didnt hurt that horse did you?! Guy replies, "Nah, i didnt touch the horse, he's fine". Bartender then asks, "well then tell me, how'd you do it?"
Guy says, "well last week i told him my d**k was bigger then his - this week i showed him."