A couple had an argument about sex and at the dinner table started shouting abuse at each other. Then the husband shouted at his wife "when you die im going to get you a headstone that says here lies my wife cold as ever". To this the wife replied "oh yer, well when you die im going to get you a headstone that says here lies my husband stiff at last".
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