11-01-2007, 06:07 PM
1.....
Spinster’s will was read after her funeral and she wanted the following on her tombstone: â€Born as a virgin…Lived as a virgin…Died as a virgin.“ The monumental mason thought the wording was too long and shortened it to have the same meaning: â€Returned unopened“.
2....
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
They are both empty from the neck upwards.
3....
As I grow older my body becomes like an old motorcar: every time I sneeze, cough or sputter either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires.
4....
What makes: â€Ooooooo“?
An Cow without lips.
Spinster’s will was read after her funeral and she wanted the following on her tombstone: â€Born as a virgin…Lived as a virgin…Died as a virgin.“ The monumental mason thought the wording was too long and shortened it to have the same meaning: â€Returned unopened“.
2....
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
They are both empty from the neck upwards.
3....
As I grow older my body becomes like an old motorcar: every time I sneeze, cough or sputter either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires.
4....
What makes: â€Ooooooo“?
An Cow without lips.
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