Jokes!

[Felle]

Let's continue with the blonde jokes

* A blonde came into a hairdresser to get a haircut. To be able to cut her hair the hairdresser had to take off the blondes earphones which she had on. When the hairdresser was done she discovered the blonde was dead.
She took on the earphones and listened.."breath in, breath out, breath in, breath out.."

* A well dressed man and a hippie with coloured hair sat opposite each other on a train.
The man: "you don't think we could be relatives?"
The hippie: "no, why would you think that?"
The man: "I fucked a parrot when I was younger, was thinking you might be my son.."

And to round up with, here's a pretty nice comic