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11-01-2007, 07:33 PM
(11-01-2007, 06:07 PM)plugsttzzx link Wrote: 1.....
Spinster’s will was read after her funeral and she wanted the following on her tombstone: ”Born as a virgin…Lived as a virgin…Died as a virgin.“ The monumental mason thought the wording was too long and shortened it to have the same meaning: ”Returned unopened“.


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What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck upwards.

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