10-26-2007, 10:03 PM
A guy is driving when he gets a call from the hospital saying that his father was just in a very bad accident. He races over to the hospital, and he's waiting in the lobby until a doctor comes out, and asks him if he's the son. The son says yes.
"Well, I've got some goods news and bad news. The bad news is that even though your father is alive, his face is horribly scarred so that you'll barely be able to look at him. His brain was severely damaged, so he will not be able to recognize you or speak at all, for that matter. He will have to be fed through a straw, his breathing machine will cost a fortune, and you'll have to change his diapers every day."
The man, distraught, asks the doctor, "Well, doctor, what's the good news?"
The doctor:
"I'm just kidding, he died."
"Well, I've got some goods news and bad news. The bad news is that even though your father is alive, his face is horribly scarred so that you'll barely be able to look at him. His brain was severely damaged, so he will not be able to recognize you or speak at all, for that matter. He will have to be fed through a straw, his breathing machine will cost a fortune, and you'll have to change his diapers every day."
The man, distraught, asks the doctor, "Well, doctor, what's the good news?"
The doctor:
"I'm just kidding, he died."