I am in dire need of your assistance!

[Rien]

So, a few weeks ago, I told a friend I'd eat one of my socks if the Netherlands'd win the World Cup. At that moment I figured we'd lose the next match or so, but since we're still in, I'm getting worried

So does anyone have any recipes for preparing sock?
I was thinking about stuffing it with ham and cheese myself, and then frying it.

Any suggestions? thanks.

-Rien