Jokes!

[FriZerra]

A guy discovers the Fountain of Youth and decides to show his friends.
Man:I will let you drink from the fountain of youth if you all do something very bad and come back to me in the morning.
They all go home and meet back up in the morning
Mank tell me what have you done?
Friend one:I Killed my wife and three kids
Manou may drink from the fountain.
He drinks from the fountain and he asks his other friend the same question.
Friend two:I pushed my boss of the 50 story roof and he died
Manou may drink from the fountain.
He drinks from the fountain and he asks his other friend the same question.
Friend three: I pissed in the fountain


Here's also another

A bus full of ugly people gets into a wreck and flips over several times killing all the occupants instantly. They all get sent to heaven and are granted one wish. The first man wishes to be handsome and he gets his wish and walks through the gate all the while the last man starts to snicker. The second man wishes for the same thing and the last man begins to laugh a bit louder. The third man asks for the same thing and so on so fourth. The entire time the last man is rolling on the ground laughing. When it finally reaches his turn he say "I wish they were all ugly again!"

2nd 1 is good