11-02-2009, 12:09 AM
No, I couldn't... but on our wedding night? You could have at least asked.. I would have liked to watch.
Anyway, our relationship is over now, thanks to you. All i have to do is get another STD test and figure out what to do with the jumbo box of cotton wool which I ordered a month ago which only arrived last night.
Oh, and by the way, I spoke to the solictor, I own your sheep farm now, so do the right thing and transfer the ownership to me without a long expensive legal battle that will only result it me having to whore out our bastard love child.
You're a bad man, a very bad man
Anyway, our relationship is over now, thanks to you. All i have to do is get another STD test and figure out what to do with the jumbo box of cotton wool which I ordered a month ago which only arrived last night.
Oh, and by the way, I spoke to the solictor, I own your sheep farm now, so do the right thing and transfer the ownership to me without a long expensive legal battle that will only result it me having to whore out our bastard love child.
You're a bad man, a very bad man