Would you prefer a headache or a tummyache?

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Those who said they'd rather have a headache have obviously never had an actual headache. I get headaches each and every day, take the strongest available prescription medication for it, and still have to go through an entire day with the pain. Compare this with stomach aches, which last for an hour at most and rarely exceed a bothersome but tolerable pain, and you have virtually no competition.