The Know It All Topic !

[Danny]

I once was very poor, then one day I opened a bar of chocolate and found a golden ticket. On the ticket it said 'Congratulations, you have won this golden ticket, meaning you have a chance to win Billy Bonkas Chocolate factory! Just read the details below for more... details. _{calls cost 50p/min. We will put you on hold for 5 minutes, calls after 5 and before 4.58 will not be counted. Billy Bonka & co do not take any responsability for any bodily difformations the chocolate may do to you. It may contain traces of Syanide. Batteries not included}. The next day at 4.59 I called in and won! But Billy Bonka decided not to give up hsi factory and bombed my house. I only survived by eating the body's on the dead, then moved to Iraq where I lived happily ever after.