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[Richard]

These are just very regular things for people in .vip

[Dennis]

[02:50:38] <Cibby> !8ball Is DaBot already dating Cibby?
[02:50:38] <Klotebot> Yes
[02:52:26] <Dennis> lol
[03:05:40] <Cibby>
[03:25:45] <Fry>
[03:26:02] <Fry> !8ball Are Cibby and DaBot having unprotected anal sex?
[03:26:02] <Klotebot> Yes
[03:26:04] <Fry> !8ball Should they be?
[03:26:04] <Klotebot> Yes
[03:26:08] <Fry> !8ball Is it ethical?
[03:26:08] <Klotebot> No
[03:26:11] <Fry> !8ball Is it damn fun?
[03:26:11] <Klotebot> No
[03:26:20] <Fry> !8ball Is it for money?
[03:26:20] <Klotebot> No
[03:26:25] <Fry> !8ball Is it for health benefits?
[03:26:25] <Klotebot> No
[03:26:31] <Fry> !8ball Is it because they're just too damn bored?
[03:26:32] <Klotebot> No
[03:26:37] <Fry> !8ball Is it because they're high?
[03:26:37] <Klotebot> No
[03:26:41] <Fry> !8ball WHY IS IT?!?!
[03:26:41] <Klotebot> Question plzktnx.

[03:50:37] <Cibby> !8ball Is DaBot already dating Cibby?
[03:50:37] <Klotebot> No
[04:05:42] <Cibby> Yes

You just gotta love Cibby...

[Felle]

You just gotta love Cibby...

QFT.

Best bot ever

[Dennis]

For the dutch people among us...

[12:28:11] <%s0mb0dy> WOOOOT
[12:28:13] <%s0mb0dy> WOOOOT
[12:28:13] <%s0mb0dy> WOOOOT
[12:28:22] <%s0mb0dy> IK HEB ZO FOCKING GOED NIEUWS!! GEHAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[12:28:26] <%s0mb0dy> ZO FOCKING GOED!!!!!!!!!!!
[12:28:31] <%Cave> .
[12:28:31] <%s0mb0dy> ZO FOCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[12:28:43] <%s0mb0dy> IK GA NIVO om hoog naar de Slimste
[12:28:44] <%Cave>
[12:28:44] <%s0mb0dy> YAY!! \o/
[12:28:50] <&Dennis> lmaaaao
[12:28:51] <%s0mb0dy> Ik woord geen niets nut xD
[12:28:52] <%Cave> ENGLISH
[12:28:52] <%Cave> ENGLISH
[12:28:53] <%s0mb0dy> WOOHOOOO!
[12:28:54] <%Cave> ENGLISH
[12:28:55] <%s0mb0dy> \o/
[12:28:55] <%Cave> ENGLISH
[12:30:04] <&Nakebod> He says that he is gonna be the laziest bitch in the world
[12:30:33] <%Cave> lmfao
[12:30:37] <+Nowoni> Message from Twilight: that's impossible
[12:30:51] <+Nowini> Message from Twilight: s0m can't even type a decent sentence in dutch
[12:31:12] <%s0mb0dy> DUDE I GOT  "Gemende Leer weg" dat is het hoogste ;>
[12:31:13] <&Dennis> rofl
[12:31:16] <%s0mb0dy> Leerweg *
[12:31:22] <%s0mb0dy> ow hoe je het noemt
[12:31:31] <&Dennis> wrong...
[12:31:44] <+Nuwoni> Message from Twilight: I kinda forgot what I have
[12:31:46] <&Dennis> Theoretische leerweg is het hoogste

s0mb0dy 

[Rien]

[13:34:42] <Twilight> !botwar
[13:34:42] <Xanland|BNC> 3XanlandBot owns your bot!
[13:34:42] <Klotebot> C'est parti!
[13:34:42] * BenBot looks at the competition and laughs
[13:34:42] <BotFFS> 7Stop using !botwar FFS!
[13:34:42] * GaitBot hides
[13:34:42] <&Boteend> 4Nuweni sucks!!1
[13:34:42] <Cave> PHP Bots FTL!
[13:34:42] * GriffBot 2uses his Griffy 4Powers to 7pwn other 10Bots
[13:34:46] <Twilight> !botwar
[13:34:46] <Xanland|BNC> 3XanlandBot owns your bot!
[13:34:46] <Klotebot> C'est parti!
[13:34:46] * BenBot looks at the competition and laughs
[13:34:46] <BotFFS> 7Stop using !botwar FFS!
[13:34:46] * GaitBot hides
[13:34:46] <&Boteend> 4Nuwani sucks!!1
[13:34:46] <Cave> PHP Bots FTL!
[13:34:46] * GriffBot 2uses his Griffy 4Powers to 7pwn other 10Bots
[13:34:47] <Twilight> !botwar
[13:34:48] <Klotebot> C'est parti!
[13:34:48] * BenBot looks at the competition and laughs
[13:34:48] * Klotebot was kicked by LVP (Stop repeating yourself!)
[13:34:48] * BenBot was kicked by LVP (Stop repeating yourself!)
[13:34:48] * Joins: Klotebot (Klotebot@klotebot.nl)
[13:34:48] <BotFFS> 7Stop using !botwar FFS!
[13:34:48] * BotFFS was kicked by LVP (Stop repeating yourself!)
[13:34:48] <&Boteend> 4Nuweni sucks!!1
[13:34:48] * Joins: BenBot (BenBot@gtanet-1BB04077.cable.casema.nl)
[13:34:48] * GriffBot 2uses his Griffy 4Powers to 7pwn other 10Bots
[13:34:48] * GriffBot was kicked by LVP (Stop repeating yourself!)
[13:34:48] <Cave> PHP Bots FTL!
[13:34:48] * Cave was kicked by LVP (Stop repeating yourself!)
[13:34:48] * Joins: Cave (cave@gtanet-4BCCE3F1.serverffs.com)
[13:34:48] * GaitBot hides
[13:34:48] * GaitBot was kicked by LVP (Stop repeating yourself!)
[13:34:49] * Joins: GaitBot (gja-mail@irc.bot)
[13:34:49] * Joins: GriffBot (Griffin012@gtanet-5D95E33E.hsd1.mi.comcast.net)
[13:34:50] <Twilight> yaay
[13:34:54] <FarePak> lmao

[Richard]

[16:13:03] * Petar (Petar@C90A9067.AEA3A9BC.C0106E47.IP) has joined #LVP
[16:13:50] <[W]Maddolis> Petar
[16:13:52] <[W]Maddolis> what a fake
[16:15:51] * Petar (Petar@C90A9067.AEA3A9BC.C0106E47.IP) Quit (Quit: LVP Webchat - Visit us at www.SA-MP.nl)
[16:15:55] <~Peter> Not everyone can have a large fanclub [W]Maddolis
[16:16:19] <[W]IDmad> lol ye
[16:16:33] <[W]IDmad> Maddolis has only few ppl in his fan club
[16:16:40] <[W]IDmad> and only god knows how many Peter has
[16:16:59] <Twilight> God?
[16:17:08] <Twilight> you here bud?
[16:17:14] <Twilight> I've got a question for ya
[16:17:20] <[W]IDmad> lol
[16:17:50] <%estroe> lmao Twilight

[Turkey]

Haha 

[Rien]

#LVP.vip


[22:13:49] * TriggeR sets mode: -v Jorijn
[22:13:58] <%TriggeR> !kb Jorijn
[22:14:01] <Jorijn> now what
[22:14:02] <@Twilight> phail
[22:14:03] <Jorijn> o_o
[22:14:03] <%TriggeR> rofl
[22:14:06] <%Felle> lol
[22:14:08] <&Dennis> lol @ Jorijn
[22:14:10] <@Twilight>
[22:14:16] <%Felle> -O_

[bLinD]

  16:48.15          .•• ChanServ sets #[W].private mode +b *!*@gtanet-27737651.ssp.fi
  16:48.15        .•• info: This ( *!*@gtanet-27737651.ssp.fi ) ban affects: ( ~Lityanko )
  16:48.15          .•• Lityanko has been kicked by ChanServ ( emo )

  16:49.11    ( ~Lityanko ) how did you do that
  16:49.30    ( &bLinD ) ./s #[w].private +b bLinD
  16:49.44    ( ~Lityanko ) wtf
  16:49.52    ( ~Lityanko ) ok you nerd LEAVE ME ALONE
  16:49.58    ( &bLinD ) do it
  16:50.04    ( ~Lityanko ) why?
  16:50.05    ( @[W]Maddolis ) I'm off
  16:50.06    ( &bLinD ) try it
  16:50.07    ( ~Lityanko ) I probably get banned myself
  16:50.13    ( ~Lityanko ) see you madd
  16:50.13    ( &bLinD ) i dont see anything
  16:50.15    ( @[W]Maddolis ) cos u fags wont send me a pic of lityanko
  16:50.17    ( &bLinD ) that says Lityanko on it
  16:50.20    ( &bLinD ) it wont ban you
  16:50.22    ( @[W]Maddolis ) Mosteel muh man, send me a pic of lityanko!
  16:50.23    ( &bLinD ) it will ban me
  16:50.25    ( ~Lityanko ) yeah but you got that script thing
  16:50.29    ( @[W]Maddolis ) t/q
  16:50.31    ( @[W]Maddolis ) bleh
  16:50.32    ( ~Lityanko ) that bans me instead of you
  16:50.33          .•• [W]Maddolis ( cakes@gtanet-F7A2B29B.eburwd5.vic.optusnet.com.au ) has quit IRC ( Quit: )
  16:50.49    ( &bLinD ) i cant ban you with that
  16:50.52    ( &bLinD ) have to do that cmd
  16:50.52    ( ~Lityanko ) gotcha!
  16:51.00          .•• Lityanko ( noooob@gtanet-27737651.ssp.fi ) has quit IRC ( Quit: cock_soldier... NOT )

Few moments later..on msn

lity says (4:51 PM):
I SWEAR TO GOD IM GONNA DO A JIHAD ON YOU
FATASS NERD!!!!!!!!

[IDmad]

simply...pwnd!