(03-07-2008, 10:37 PM)BarbieGirl link Wrote: i wish i didn't have to ever die.
Granted, but you go to sooo old, your really ugly. And you can't move, because it is year 3,000 and people that are famous have their heads in a jar to keep them alive (Btw you've got no body )
Granted.
You wake up in the morning, refreshed and relieved of your bed-collapsing worries.
You are about to get up to brush your teeth, when your bed collapses.
It creates a small hole in the floor, which it then falls into and bends in half on. You are squeezed to death and suffocated between the two sides of the mattress.