The Wish Game

[Fry]

Granted.
Somewhere in Arizona, an angry wife throws a cactus out the window, aiming for her husband. Who would have guessed that it would sail further than any cactus before it, marking the record for the WORLD'S FASTEST CACTUS?!
You don't even see it coming.
A flash of green. A popping sound.
Your tires are gone.
You have all the gas in the world, but it won't do any good fueling a hunk of metal sliding down a road.

I wish I had my own country.

[Philip]

your conutry got bomed !

i wish i had a nice large BIG MAC !

[Fry]

Granted. You die of a heart attack.

I wish I had a bomb-proof dome over my country.

[Philip]

sure why not

but it terns out the bomb proff dome was cheap at broke after 2min the a bunch of russians put a Nuke on the littile FRy country !

[Fry]

Granted. You didn't wish for anything, so you get nothing.

I wish all the Russians were dead.
^{In retrospect, that sounded very racist.}

[Sassy2306]

Wish Not Granted.
Dont be racist please!




I wish that Krissy would appear in my closet.

[BoogerJay]

Wish Not Granted.
Dont be racist please!




I wish that Krissy would appear in my closet.

Granted, Krissy finally comes out of the closet. 

I wish fry had doo-doo on his face

[Sassy2306]

Wish Not Granted.

Cause Fry's cool.


I wish reeves would finally talk to me.

[KRiiSSY]

wish granted, he arrives in a box on your door step tomorrow morning at 8:30am before you leave for school.


I WISH I COULD GO TO THE DANCE TOMORROW

[Sassy2306]

LMAOO! , I would actually be really scared 

by the way i ment i wanted to talk to me on msn silly billy

And yea. Im going b-yotch


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