The Wish Game

[Fry]

Granted.
It doesn't do much.
It just kind of sits there and eats doghouses.

I wish I could steal the hacker's passwords and write embarrasing comments about him on his MySpace blog

[s0mb0dy]

Wish granted, but now ur Myspace.com account is hacked by another hacker.

I wish i had the key of the "PlayBoy manson"

[Beethi]

wish granted, nd all playbagirlz are vrazy for u but u can't touch they 
i wish i could beat Rsole and OMA on fightclub 

[Rien]

granted, but you will now be beaten by noobs with bothing but a deagle

I wish I have popcorn

[EvilGate]

Granted, but there was way to much sucre in it
So now u are a fatty

I wish i win the Lotto <

[theInfamous]

Granted, but you won the 50th price, which is a free trip to the Northpole

I wish I had like, a million-trillion-zillion-dillion-hillion-killion-thousand-million dollars, so I could help all the poor people on this planet. Just kidding, I would spend it all on bitches

[Halo]

Granted,But u sended all the money to Halo because u was drunked

I Wish Kill Bill

[Fry]

Granted.
Bill is dead.
You're sentenced to death for aggravated murder in the first degree.
Nice job, hero!
*slice*

I wish I could bring my helicopter back to life

[Halo]

Granted.
But the Heli only can be fixed by 1 second ...pff
now u lost ur wish and ur heli

I Wish can have 1000 wish

[Richard]

Granted but you can only wish one thing: Spanking.

I wish it was Saturday!