The Wish Game

[tomozj]

This isn't emo thread, you gotta answer the post before yours first. I will ignore you for not following the game rules.

Granted, but he forgets how to say basic english words so he cannot use it in a sentence, and thus, knowing it is useless.

I wish the Summer was here.

[tomozj]

Granted, but the next winter will be the end of the world?

I wish I could buy booze from anywhere.

[Halo]

Granted,but you go to buy it when u have ur 90 years

i wish a big Bed with girls

[tomozj]

Granted, but the girls are also very big.

I wish I could make chicks stop going for me.

[Maka]

Granted, they'll go for your best mate now 

I wish this week went fast because at Friday, I'll have a week of vacation, meaning, NO school ow ya. 

[Fry]

Granted, but the one on Saturday will be much harder.

I wish my helicopter would meet a lovely lady helicopter and settle down.

[tomozj]

Granted, but the lady helicopter's exhaust pipe is a lot bigger than your helicopter's minigun, so it laughs are your helicopter and flies away.

I wish I lived next-door to the Rapidshare servers. 

[Richard]

Granted but it will be taken down forever.

I wish I passed my exams before doing them!

[Turkey]

Granted but that will remain and remain all the time.

I wish I won't write any tests this week.

[Fry]

Granted.
You took the tests, but didn't write anything.
You get %0. That's an F. A very, very low F.
Nice job, hero.

I wish my helicopter had a bigger minigun, to impress the lovely lady helicopters.