Corrupt-A-Wish

[Mr.Khan]

Granted, but assassinated on the first day of becoming the president.

I wish i could play on premium minecraft servers xD

[Hunters]

Granted, but your permanent banned there.

I wish i can turn into a Super Saiyan God

[LukaZ]

Granted,but that is impossible.

I wish have millions of money 

[Muphin]

Granted, but in game.

I wish i own all cookies.

[Ricky92]

Granted, but they are all poisonous. 

I wish fury will obey my commands.

[Starboy]

Granted but he'll put his will into it coz he aint ya servant.

i wish i could jump off the cliff and hit the sky.

[[V]MeltdowN]

DAMNN BOI U KEEP IMPRESSING ME

Granted but you will have a hell of a night (in a negative sense)

I wish I could speak english without the shitty accent

[LukaZ]

lol I imagine your french accent when you speak english xD

Granted but you cant.

I wish have 10 cars in the future

[Mr.Khan]

Granted, but in samp.

I wish jav stops calling everyone a hacker.

[LukaZ]

Granted but you're permbanned in LW xD

I wish stop laughing of Khan post. xD