going to a friday cook out in the nature, need help what to talk with ppl?

[STyL4]

http://forum.sa-mp.nl/index.php?topic=32859.0

nice neck beard you got there manlet, both of you are fat dwarves and people like u just motivate me to look at the chocolate different way


(wtf is kaka, all I know is that hes a fat guy from lvp forums and thats pretty much it)

[Shark]

u can only judge someone elses appearance until you've shown how you look

[Maddolis]

Sometimes a nice way to make friends with someone is to tell a pleasant, family-oriented joke.
You can try opening a conversation with, "so what's the deal with airline food?" or a knock-knock joke, which allows a free-flowing, two-way conversation.
Knock-knock jokes are also particularly great for conversations with groups, especially when the group response "who's there!?" in unison, allowing further group bonding and a strong sense of community.
Try to stay away from more risque jokes involving baby murder and anal fisting, unless you know for sure that your soon-to-be friend is okay with it. Subjects such as these can often be quite touchy and can be taken offensively, especially for rich, non-lifting faggots who are unfamiliar with the average gym-junkie's pastimes of anal fisting and baby slaughter. Cocaine jokes can be a killer amongst the rich crowd, but with a Lithuanian-rich crowd you might be safer sticking to speed jokes.
Try not to whip out your dick within the first ten minutes of conversation- but if you hold it in to the twenty minute mark, you might come across as being too desperate for friends. In other words, be playful- but not too hasty.
Same goes for your biceps. Fight your urges Zezima.
Tell me how it all goes buddy, and best of luck!

[Shark]

aahahahahah shit im dead

[Overdosed]

Sometimes a nice way to make friends with someone is to tell a pleasant, family-oriented joke.
You can try opening a conversation with, "so what's the deal with airline food?" or a knock-knock joke, which allows a free-flowing, two-way conversation.
Knock-knock jokes are also particularly great for conversations with groups, especially when the group response "who's there!?" in unison, allowing further group bonding and a strong sense of community.
Try to stay away from more risque jokes involving baby murder and anal fisting, unless you know for sure that your soon-to-be friend is okay with it. Subjects such as these can often be quite touchy and can be taken offensively, especially for rich, non-lifting faggots who are unfamiliar with the average gym-junkie's pastimes of anal fisting and baby slaughter. Cocaine jokes can be a killer amongst the rich crowd, but with a Lithuanian-rich crowd you might be safer sticking to speed jokes.
Try not to whip out your dick within the first ten minutes of conversation- but if you hold it in to the twenty minute mark, you might come across as being too desperate for friends. In other words, be playful- but not too hasty.
Same goes for your biceps. Fight your urges Zezima.
Tell me how it all goes buddy, and best of luck!

Give this man a fcking medal!!

[[SWK]Nemesis]

Maddolis is too much to handle sometimes


>inb4 'thats what she said'

[Shark]

Nemesis link=topic=32884.msg455615#msg455615 date=1397780418]
Maddolis is too much to handle sometimes

thats what she said

[Nater]

Hahahaha Maddo epic shit.

Just start with basics by introducing yourself and ask how they are etc etc

[Darkfire]

Hahaha, funny reading

[[SWK]Dacads]

remember zezima, no rice n veggies today think outside the box of what you will cook