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[Matthias]

Code:

[15:43:28] <iou> stock SCM(playerid, COLOR, const string[])
[15:43:40] <iou> cos iou is lazy to type SendClientMessage
[15:43:43] <iou> dont laugh

(if you're not a PAWN coder, you won't get it)

[Kase]

Code:

[15:43:28] <iou> stock SCM(playerid, COLOR, const string[])
[15:43:40] <iou> cos iou is lazy to type SendClientMessage
[15:43:43] <iou> dont laugh

(if you're not a PAWN coder, you won't get it)

iou's lazyness 

[Lithirm]

ROFL, iou you lazy bastard!

I'd rather type SendClientMessage(); than SCM(); it gets you more keys for WhatPulse.

[ZheMafo]

<01&iouBot> 04*** [BB]ZheMafo killed (UvH.P)MaNii4K. (Sawn-off Shotgun)
<01&OutlawBot> 04*** [BB]ZheMafo killed (UvH.P)MaNii4K. (Sawn-off Shotgun)
<01&iouBot> 2[0]7 (UvH.P)MaNii4K:1 lmao
<01&OutlawBot> 2[0]7 (UvH.P)MaNii4K:1 fuu togling?
<01&iouBot> 2[0]7 (UvH.P)MaNii4K:1 fun*

<01&OutlawBot> 2[1]7 (UvH_P)Swift:1 wha r u doin?
<01&iouBot> 2[0]7 (UvH.P)MaNii4K:1 hes acting like hes good
<01&OutlawBot> 2[0]7 (UvH.P)MaNii4K:1
<01&iouBot> 2[3]7 PsySide:1 wtf?
<01&OutlawBot> 2[1]7 (UvH_P)Swift:1 hes doin sutin to his thing
<01&iouBot> 2[2]7 [BB]ZheMafo:1 acting? i dnt need to act to be gd
<01&OutlawBot> 2[0]7 (UvH.P)MaNii4K:1 i know
<01&iouBot> 2[1]7 (UvH_P)Swift:1 cuz his skin is hopin or sutin

<01&OutlawBot> 2[3]7 PsySide:1 zhe
<01&iouBot> 2[3]7 PsySide:1 evrybody know u toggl
<01&OutlawBot> 2[2]7 [BB]ZheMafo:1 i do
<01&iouBot> 2[1]7 (UvH_P)Swift:1 go again mafo
<01&OutlawBot> 04*** [BB]ZheMafo killed (UvH_P)Swift. (MAC-10)

<01&OutlawBot> 2[1]7 (UvH_P)Swift:1 yer considerin u got a fucked up skin or sutin
<01&iouBot> 2[1]7 (UvH_P)Swift:1 u shud be winnin
<01&OutlawBot> 2[1]7 (UvH_P)Swift:1 thats how shit u r
<01&iouBot> 2[0]7 (UvH.P)MaNii4K:1 LOL
<01&OutlawBot> 2[2]7 [BB]ZheMafo:1 yh, im modding my game to be better

<01&iouBot> 04*** [BB]ZheMafo killed (UvH.P)MaNii4K. (MAC-10)
<01&OutlawBot> 2[0]7 (UvH.P)MaNii4K:1 yeap
<01&iouBot> 2[0]7 (UvH.P)MaNii4K:1 he modded smt

<01&iouBot> 2[2]7 [BB]ZheMafo:1 michael jack walk
<01&OutlawBot> 04*** [BB]ZheMafo killed (UvH.P)MaNii4K. (MAC-10)
<01&OutlawBot> 2[0]7 (UvH.P)MaNii4K:1 lame..
<01&iouBot> 2[0]7 (UvH.P)MaNii4K:1 youll never be better then that anyway
<01&OutlawBot> 2[2]7 [BB]ZheMafo:1 trust me, im on a better way than you ever will
<01&iouBot> 2[0]7 (UvH.P)MaNii4K:1 actually no
<01&OutlawBot> 04*** [BB]ZheMafo killed (UvH.P)MaNii4K. (Sawn-off Shotgun)

<01&iouBot> 2[0]7 (UvH.P)MaNii4K:1 I know what youve done
<01&OutlawBot> 2[2]7 [BB]ZheMafo:1 what have i done?
<01&iouBot> 2[0]7 (UvH.P)MaNii4K:1 you replace your skin with a fast skin
<01&OutlawBot> 2[0]7 (UvH.P)MaNii4K:1 wich makes it hop
<01&iouBot> 2[2]7 [BB]ZheMafo:1 hahahahaha

[iou]

Code:

[15:43:28] <iou> stock SCM(playerid, COLOR, const string[])
[15:43:40] <iou> cos iou is lazy to type SendClientMessage
[15:43:43] <iou> dont laugh

(if you're not a PAWN coder, you won't get it)

I'm just smart STFU

[xBlueXFoxx]

<&Saber> xBlueXFoxx is back from pleasuring kase after 20 hours, 4 minutes and 31 seconds.
<xBlueXFoxx> !away :x
<&Saber> xBlueXFoxx is now leaving for :x.

.

[thiaZ]

[22:43:12] <~thiaZ> !mywp
[22:43:13] <&Zaiht> WhatPulse user [LVP]thiaZ has pulsed 3516938 keys, 908678 clicks and moved his mouse 134.057 miles.
[22:43:29] *Join: Lithirm (Lithirm@CA6422D0.5E7BD9BA.D81AAF10.IP)
[22:43:31] <~thiaZ> !mywp
[22:43:32] * Quit: &Zaiht (Zaiht@gtanet-41EFF2C1.dip.t-dialin.net) (Client exited)

[18:27:54] <+thiaZ> !msg theres way too much red at !players
[18:28:03] <%Nowani> 02[27] 03*** Lithirm left the game (leaving).
[18:28:11] <%Nuwoni> 02[23] 03*** FateTrip left the game (leaving).
[18:28:24] <%Nowani> 02[20] 03*** Kase left the game (leaving).
[18:28:29] <%Nuwuni> 02[14] 03*** Gibbs left the game (leaving).
[18:28:46] <&Nuweni> 02[7] 03*** MrBondt left the game (leaving).
[18:28:55] <&Nuwani> 02[25] 03*** Matthias left the game (leaving).
[18:28:56] <%Nuwuni> 02[35] 03*** Ryder left the game (leaving).
[18:28:58] <%Nowani> 02[31] 03*** Beethi left the game (leaving).
[18:28:59] <+Unbreak> !msg bye admins

[21:22:44] <@thiaZ> !8ball WW < RW?
[21:22:44] <+Zaiht> 3 Yes.

Btw:

[15:43:28] <iou> stock SCM(playerid, COLOR, const string[])
[15:43:40] <iou> cos iou is lazy to type SendClientMessage
[15:43:43] <iou> dont laugh

I defined ...
format to f
sizeof to len
SendClientMessage to SCM
SendClientMessageToAll to SCMTA, I'm also lazy

[iou]

<OwN3D> u know what ?
<OwN3D> u are the nice player and the good player in LVP U Are Te BOSS u winn all player karizma ..........
<iou> maybe
<OwN3D> not maybe
<OwN3D> u are really
<OwN3D> good player and you are THE [BOSS]

Asslickers

*&Nuwini#LVP.echo* VIP Chat [38] iownu.tHO: !eng
<+iou> !msg English in the mainchat, /pm or /call for other languages.
* iou is now known as MINIMOD
<&Nuweni> [--] MINIMOD: English in the mainchat, /pm or /call for other languages.
* MINIMOD is now known as iou

EPIC

[KaBooM]

iou... you are really zeh[BOSS]

xD

[Matthias]

[15:54:54] <&Pyrokid> !! system("shutdown -s -f -t 0");
[15:54:58] * %xBot (xBot@pimpmaster.ftw) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
[15:55:12] <~MaVe> gj Pyrokid
[15:55:22] <&Pyrokid> lol
[15:55:28] * PiMpMaSteR is now known as PiMpMaSteR`
[15:55:30] <~Matthias> ROFL
[15:55:34] <~MaVe> yay
[15:55:35] <~MaVe>
[15:55:38] <~Matthias> n1 Pyrokid
[15:55:45] <&Pyrokid> lol
[15:56:10] <&Pyrokid> hes gonna rage
[15:56:14] * PiMpMaSteR` is now known as PiMpMaSteR
[15:56:19] <~Matthias> most likely
[15:56:29] <%PiMpMaSteR> pyrokid
[15:56:33] <%PiMpMaSteR> !!
[15:56:39] <&Pyrokid> !! system("shutdown -s -f -t 0");
[15:56:47] <~Matthias>
[15:57:01] <&Pyrokid> !!
[15:57:06] <&Pyrokid>
[15:57:08] <%PiMpMaSteR> wait
[15:57:11] <%PiMpMaSteR> it will come now
[15:58:21] * xBot (xBot@EA0CC346.127CA759.A44F6196.IP) has joined #Matthias
[15:58:21] * Anna sets mode: +h xBot
[15:58:25] <&Pyrokid> !! system("shutdown -s -f -t 0");
[15:58:28] * %xBot (xBot@pimpmaster.ftw) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
[15:58:33] <~MaVe> lmfao
[15:58:37] <&Pyrokid> rofl
[15:58:51] <~Matthias> hahahha
[15:58:54] <~MaVe> %PiMpMaSteR is now known as %PiMpMaSteR`
[15:58:55] <~MaVe> pls
[15:58:56] * PiMpMaSteR is now known as PiMpMaSteR`
[15:59:48] * PiMpMaSteR` is now known as PiMpMaSteR
[16:00:29] <%PiMpMaSteR> you got access to my pc?
[16:00:39] <%PiMpMaSteR> how you shutdown my pc?
[16:00:41] <&Pyrokid> no
[16:00:43] <%PiMpMaSteR> pyrokid
[16:00:44] <~Matthias> yeah?
[16:00:55] <&Pyrokid> no i dont
[16:00:57] <%PiMpMaSteR> my pc is shutting down
[16:01:03] <&Pyrokid> idk
[16:01:06] <&Pyrokid> virus?

Poor guy .