ClashTime rhymes with rhyme

[ClashTime]

Since my topic got locked probably because it started going offtopic, in this topic i am going to post some songs i write. Its underground style called clashy, it will become success in couple of months.

So first song, you probably saw in CUNT topic, but i am going to post it here again, because it was the premiere song of new wave clashy style.

Enjoy, updated daily:

np: ClashTime- Because this is why I'm Hot.mp3 (128 kb/s)

I will say this to you alot
I will always be on your eyeshot
But thats the only thing you got
Go smoke a pot

Because this is why i'm hot
Because this is why i'm hot
Because this is why i'm hot

You tried to suck me a lot
But you have been caught
I am not your sex robot
Go listen to your slipknot

Because this is why i'm hot
Because this is why i'm hot
Because this is why i'm hot

My friend Scott
Wanted to touch my down spot
He likes my dick a lot
I completely forgot

Because this is why i'm hot
Because this is why i'm hot
Because this is why i'm hot

If you get to hang out with me alot
You will score a jackpot
I am better than you ever thought
Oh yea again i forgot

Because this is why i'm hot
Because this is why i'm hot
Because this is why i'm hot

[Maka]

Hi. I'm a representative for Interscope Records.
How about you let me manage your career?
I sort out the gigs and all of it.
In this business, you'll want the best. And baby, I'm the best.

Let me know what you think of the offer.

Sincerely,

D.

[bubbles]

ClashTimes Mommas song is clearly better, and the music video is amazing too.


np: ClashTimes Momma - Because this is why I Whore.mp3 (192 kb/s)


Sittin in mah crib livin a bore
Rubbin mah pussay all day, sore
Stickin 3 finga into da core
oh how I fuckin adore

Because this is why I Whore
Because this is why I Whore
Because this is why I Whore

Daddeh home, business off shore
Hit meh hard and flipped me on fours
His pee pee shoots hard and soars
My wet panties, now on the floor.

Because this is why I Whore
Because this is why I Whore
Because this is why I Whore

Daddeh shoots and wants to snore
Filllin mah pussay full of spore
Don't waste that jizzy, give me more
Up the browneye, pour pour pour!

Because this is why I Whore
Because this is why I Whore
Because this is why I Whore

Blood on the sheets, oh the gore!
my lovely tight browneye gone all sore
yet I scream just for more
Even if my browneye suffered a tore!

Because this is why I Whore
Because this is why I Whore
Because this is why I Whore

Da poo poo gonna pour.....
Da poo poo gonna pour.....
{Fade out}

[ExoticBud]

Also,
"Because this is a retarded topic
Because this is a retarded topic
Because this is a retarded topic
Because this is a retarded topic
Because this is a retarded topic"

[Munch]

Seriously, spread out your chorus more! How many songs do you listen to from any genre where the verse is 4 lines and the chorus is 1 line repeated 3 times? I said this in the other topic but some angry Admin locked it.

You said it's a new style, but if that is then it probably won't catch on, people won't want to listen to lyrics that don't take long to make because of how many times you put a 1x3 chorus in.

[ClashTime]

np: ClashTime-My dick got to fit.mp3 (128kb/s)

Look at this bitch with that outfit
I can see her pussy a bit
I got to admit
That between her teeth

My dick got to fit
My dick got to fit
My dick got to fit

One nerd comes to me with a horrible zit
Wow thats some ugly shit
You gotta picture it
Go fast to 4chan and submit

My dick got to fit
My dick got to fit
My dick got to fit

I want a permit
To kill this whore legit
Coz she didn't shave her armpit
Her throat must be slit, coz

My dick got to fit
My dick got to fit
My dick got to fit

My mouth is getting dry, i cant spit
Come and take a sit
We can rob this grandma and split
But only thing i got to admit

My dick got to fit
My dick got to fit
My dick got to fit

[Unbreak]

lol wtf man u must be retard or sth

[Munch]

If you ever went public with this, all lyricists across the globe would be wanting you dead.

[[SWK]Dacads]

How about..

You stop this shit
get marching, troop
you spit loads of poop
go buy some paper
to clean your face
because its a disgrace

[Matthias]

Locked to prevent further shit.