Lol, one birthday wish an hour after your birthday!
That must hurt, take it Emo, take it

Can write a poem about being unloved while you cry yourself to sleep. On your sweet 16th too
Because I'm nice I took the liberty to write your Diary entry for today to save you some time since you'll have bloody wrists. You're welcome
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Dear Diary,
Today was my birthday. I was 16 and mummy says I'm a big boy now and can go poo poo on my own. No one on the sa-mp forums said happy birthday to meh. I don't understand why no one noticed or posted cos I reply to everyones reply cos I am so kool. They don't like it, I'm so misunderstood. The world is a dark place. Oh Mr. Diary, I wish I had a friend, someone who cared enough to wish me a happy birthday.
All I wanted was a razor blade anyways...