Opposite sex

[Munch]

If I was the opposite sex, the first thing I'd do is check if I had a penis (to see if I'm a woman or Lady Gaga).

[Sean3]

If i was the opposite sex, i will ride a bike down by the pedestrians.

[Beethi]

If I was the opposite sex, I'd scratch ma ballz  :7

[HaZe]

Well I sure as hell wouldn't go for a drive.

that's the best thing i've ever fucking seen in the history of the things i've seen. like holy fuck.

[Maddolis]

that's the best thing i've ever fucking seen in the history of the things i've seen. like holy fuck.

You've made me the happiest man.
Your avatar reminds me, I've got a bunch of patches and even more coming in through postage, and one of the two non-music ones is The Dude- I'll send you a link once I take pics and upload them.

[captaint]

run without a shirt or bra and hope my tits will cause me a black eye, then lick my nipples.......sigh

[SolidRock]

run without a shirt or bra and hope my tits will cause me a black eye, then lick my nipples.......sigh

I think I have to throw away my beer and whisky and have to buy mellow white whine instead...... sigh

[Revelator]

If I was the opposite sex.........
I would most likely become a lesbian, I can't stand guys. lol

[Hitman]

Dang, im glad i aint no chick.

[Daniel]

Kick guys in the nuts.