Rap Battle Game

[Luuc]

thank you thank you!

[Madlaggz]

I thought why shouldn't I join.

I thought let’s make some shit,
If I’m done writing this I’ll press submit.

For you I hope this won’t get to good,
cause else everyone would scream your are the man dude!

Still I kick you right in the ass,
if I beaten you in a game of chess.

This rap isn't probably the worst rap you ever heard,
but you are just a freaking computer nerd.

So stfu and let me complete this rap,
and let me put the last step.

I’m almost done writing this stuff,
Cause now its humiliating enough.

So this was my ‘rap’
more like some stupid crap..

but still I tried to make something,
And that’s always more than nothing.

…….
I had a better one few days ago,
but when I wanted to post it, my pc rebooted..

You're calling me a freaking computer nerd
When you're running around with a little girl skirt, playing chess
Talkin' 'bout pressing "submit", you should know
that the only thing to submit, is you to a colonoscopy
followed by an autopsy, 'cause the doc' gave you no anaesthesia
and you died from hemophelia, rectal bleeding,
now you're just a spectral figure, your disfigured,
annihalated, obliterated, eliminated, eradicated, liquidated, exterminated, executed,
finished off, destroyed, killed, murdered, butchered, assasinated, terminated,
slaughtered, just like pig, but now i gotta shit,
just like you did, when you made your rhyme,
so I'll be back, when you've answered, or another guy, assigned to make another rhyme.

This was really in a rush, i really gotta shit! BRB! 

[Luuc]

yo, you saying all those words to sounds tuff,
But i bet you dont know the what te half mean of that stuff.
you're just a little pussycat
trying to humiliate me in this chat.
But infect im the god here,
For me they all cheer.
u hoped u could say that to,
but half of the people dont even know you.
your just the boy from around the courner of the street,
who is far to bad in a game to use a cheat,
even if you would use one,
Than the fight wil be fast done.
So now its your turn again to babble,
able de dablela kiratpala trabble
next time try to come up with something thats true,
and take the time to choose your words for the menu.


that was it 
btw. no offence 

gl!
Pino 

[Daniel]

haha,pretty good pino

[Luuc]

i know, i am good
Pino 

[Madlaggz]

yo, you saying all those words to sounds tuff,
But i bet you dont know the what te half mean of that stuff.
you're just a little pussycat
trying to humiliate me in this chat.
But infect im the god here,
For me they all cheer.
u hoped u could say that to,
but half of the people dont even know you.
your just the boy from around the courner of the street,
who is far to bad in a game to use a cheat,
even if you would use one,
Than the fight wil be fast done.
So now its your turn again to babble,
able de dablela kiratpala trabble
next time try to come up with something thats true,
and take the time to choose your words for the menu.


that was it 
btw. no offence 

gl!
Pino 

You're no god, you're only feeling like it, 'cause you misinterpretate stuff people says
but the fact is, you're kinda odd, victim of the Noonan Syndrome
As a god, we would expect you to be omnipotent, not actin' like Jerome
You're impotent, can't handle a girl, nor a fight on the streets of LVP
You can't spell, infect you're the god here? What is there to infect
you're already inflamed, skin necrosis, and suffers from phimosis
go look up my words, 'cause they're too advanced for you,
just like my sprinting 'round you, blastin' my sawnoffs in your face
how dare you challenge your superior, i bet you're soon running to an interior
You're loosing life, just as fast as Titanic sunk, you're nothin' else than a looser
You're just a lil' kid, you've ever tried to be drunk? Anyways, I'm off, Toodles! 

[James]

If the rivers red, use the dirt track instead.

[Luuc]

If the rivers red, use the dirt track instead.

If this tekst in writen in red, you copied your rap from the internet \o/

[Madlaggz]

If this tekst in writen in red, you copied your rap from the internet \o/

James or me?

[iou]

me n jerome, the only ones who got rapshit,
rest sound like shit, yall just some faggit turds who bit off eachothers dicks
spit rhymes like some nerd with fat lips

wannabe rappers, listenin to 50
he aint got no message, but still ya digg it
fuckin useless, im livin this shit
thinkin u could rap, while u sound like a bitch

im kickin this shit..
the live shit, the hot shit,
i see u trippin,
coz when i spit rhymes? i have ur sick shit shittin

fuckin mainstream, ya kno nuthin bout rap
yall think its bout mixed beats, so u can have ur hands clap
yall think them rappers got skills, eh nigga they wack
u shud hear they rap, on a lonely track
no beats, mixes, only their original voice soundin like crap

ey battle em freestyle, they crack like shattered glass
i aint scared of nuthin, man i been to alcatraz
if u talk shit, i blast two 40 cals pointin at ur ballsack

yalls girlfriends, they all ma ex-wife
im crazy, lookout for ma butcher-knife
hiphop is ma life ye, mfa am out