Funniest Joke I Have Ever Heard

[[SWK]Nemesis]

The second one was so crap 

[Hitman]

come on guys, lets not turn this thread into a bullshit 0815 joke shit,  just post jokes that are actually EXTREMELY funny, not that  one X and one Y and one Z meet together  shit, there's like 12309219321902 of them already.

[[SWK]Nemesis]

Why did the chicken cross the road.

[Munch]

come on guys, lets not turn this thread into a bullshit 0815 joke shit,  just post jokes that are actually EXTREMELY funny, not that  one X and one Y and one Z meet together  shit, there's like 12309219321902 of them already.

Yeah, don't give this topic the same fate as the IRC Quote topic (Started out really funny then just.....died)

Nemesis link=topic=21771.msg258514#msg258514 date=1253543934]
Why did the chicken cross the road.

You came 'round the corner?

[XiZ]

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Why did the chicken cross the road.

Family guy - Why did the chicken cross the road?

THAT'S YOUR ANSWER RIGHT THERE.

[OmfgUrANoob]

Yep

The problem with this thread is that when you post good jokes its hard to avoid someone being offended. I
know alot of jokes which are kind of harsh or racist. I am not though, I just tell them for laughs. But I don't think I want a forum ban so I will not post them.

Since most players on LVP are guys I think I can post this one.
For the girls ... Don't be offended

Q: 'What are the similarities between a girl and a bowlingball?'
A: 'You put your fingers in them, throw them in the gutter, but they keep coming back...'

Goodluck keeping this topic alive...

Dafydd

[[SWK]Nemesis]

I know the funniest racist joke, but i can't say it, even though i've posted two, they weren't that bad at all, this joke is probably the harshest joke ive ever heard, so if anyone wants it > pm
ps - its only bout 2 lines

[Nudie]

Nemesis link=topic=21771.msg258659#msg258659 date=1253602867]
I know the funniest racist joke, but i can't say it, even though i've posted two, they weren't that bad at all, this joke is probably the harshest joke ive ever heard, so if anyone wants it > pm
ps - its only bout 2 lines

PM!!!!! PM!!!!!!!!

[ReLoaded]

PM meh

[HaZe]

Q: 'What are the similarities between a girl and a bowlingball?'
A: 'You put your fingers in them, throw them in the gutter, but they keep coming back...'

Hahaha excellent one.

George wasn't feeling too good. He felt worn out.
"How's your sex life?" asked the doctor.
"Every Saturday, Sunday, Tuesday and Thursday, never fail", said George.
"Why not cut out Sunday?", suggested the doctor.
"I can't do that. It's the only day I'm home."