Funny Omegle quotes

[Munch]

There was a topic about Omegle, but not quotes (even though people posted quotes in that topic). So, post 'em here instead of the IRC topic!

[Phyc0]

http://forum.sa-mp.nl/index.php?topic=19063.0

[Munch]

http://forum.sa-mp.nl/index.php?topic=19063.0

The topic died out and so I made this. So shush

[Erin]

I had a lot of them. I wished I saved them lol.

[Myke]

You: eh es el
Stranger: huh?
You: U BLIND?
You: EH ES EL
Stranger: what does that mean?
You: you new?
You: eh es el
Stranger: erm, okay
You: i sense americant in you
You: so eh es el
Stranger: haha, im engrish
You: kay dats one part down
You: now eh es
Stranger: eh?
You: eh es
You: i sense young age in you
You: so eh es
Stranger: 15
You: ok dats another section down
You: now es
Stranger: and what does that mean?
You: i sense female in you
You: so es
Stranger: nope
Stranger: im male
You: final section done
You: you know what eh es el is now?
Stranger: yessssss
You: means?
Stranger: age, sex, location
You: wrong
You: means you give too much info to stranger
You: welcome to the internet

Same guy

You: ever looked around this website?
Stranger: whats to look around on here?
You: needs improvements
Stranger: like picture sharing
You: like timestamps on text
Stranger: oo yeah that'd be good
You: i wonder if the mods saw that
Stranger: maybe
You: hi mods
Stranger: hello there!
Stranger: can you come to my bed? we make lots of noise ect
You: i can't perform with people watching
Stranger: it'll only be me and you here
You: the mods are watching

Aint that funny, but it's worthy to start it off.
The actual conversation was about an hour long, kid just wouldn't leave.

[OmfgUrANoob]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hola\
Stranger: lol just playin
You: the last person who chatted with me said fuck you right before leaving
You: i wonder why ^^
Stranger: idk weird
Stranger: thats happened to me three times in a row now
You: fuck you
You have disconnected.

[Erin]

Stranger: hi
Stranger: r u girl
You: What's this hi you speak of?
Stranger: are you a girl?
You: Why don't you tell me?
Stranger: im a fucking boy
You: Good for you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I've had way better convos, but I wanted to keep this topic alive.

[FarePak]

r u girl?

Omegle was fun but now its just full of hamsup people.

[Erin]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: just a smalltown girl
You: living in a lonely world
Stranger: took the midnight train goin anywhereeeee
You: just a city boy, born and raised in south detroit

Stranger: took a midnight train goin anywhereeeee
You: a singer in a smokey room
Stranger: a smell of wine and cheap perfume
You: for a smile they can share the night

Stranger: It goes on and on and on and on!!!!!!!!
You: strangers waiting, up and down the boulevard

Stranger: Their shadows searching in the night
You: streetlight people, living just to find emotion~
Stranger: Hiding somewhere in the night
You: working hard to get my fill

Stranger: i would like to congradulate you
Stranger: you have won
Stranger:
You: Sweet
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Not really funny, but I wanted to share it. 

[Porno_Producer]

mmm...girl