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Perfect Breasts - ooshie - 05-08-2008
A guy spotted a girl out in the street with perfect breasts. He walks up to her and says "sorry, but I couldn't help noticing your perfect breasts, would you let me bite them for a hundred dollars?"
- f^$#$ off
- how about a thousand
- no way, I'm not a whore!
- how about ten thousand?!
the woman thought for a while, after all thats a substantial amount. She says "well ok, but not here."
so they walk into a dark alley, she takes her top off and shows the most beautifull breasts in the world. The guy starts fondling and carresing them, sucking and kissing on the nipples, after a while the girl
is getting a little impatient. So she says "are you going to finally bite them or not?!?!"
The man says "naaaa, ten thousand is a little too expensive for me"
Re: Perfect Breasts - Synyst3r - 05-08-2008
HAHAHAHA nice! I'm gonna try that....
Re: Perfect Breasts - Turkey - 05-08-2008
yummy
Re: Perfect Breasts - Felle - 05-08-2008
Heard it before, nice one
Re: Perfect Breasts - Lynexon - 05-09-2008
OH, that's great. LOL
Re: Perfect Breasts - MaSSaCr3 - 05-12-2008
reading that gave me a BONER!!
MHMHMHMH SOOOO GOOD
Re: Perfect Breasts - Barry - 05-13-2008
Rofl!
nice one ooshie