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Post a Quick Joke Here!!! - Halsey - 04-03-2016

Post a Quick Joke or funny Giphy here!


RE: Post a Quick Joke Here!!! - Halsey - 04-04-2016

:( common man!


RE: Post a Quick Joke Here!!! - Diablo - 04-04-2016

In an army camp:
- Smith!
- Yes, sir!
- I didn't see you at the camouflage practice today!
- Thank you, sir!

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Last Sunday was my Birthday, My wife, parents & kids didn't wish me, I was really sad.

I went to work, my friends didn't wish me.

As i entered my cabin, my Secretary said "Happy birthday boss!"

I felt special,

she asked me for lunch, after lunch she invited me to her apartment,

There she said "Do you mind if i go to my bedroom for a minute?"

"Okay" I said nervously...

She came out few minutes later with a large cake,

followed by my wife, parents, kids, friends, everyone Shouting Happy Birthday!

& I was sitting there,
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NAKED..!!


RE: Post a Quick Joke Here!!! - Halsey - 04-08-2016

Hahahahahahaha
What an akward situation!!

And also Thanks to Lash for my 0 to 40 tags, Hopper for 41 to 80 tags, Lash again for 81 to 95 tags and Finally Diablo for last 5 but hard to find tags.....
I completed my 100 tags today...:D


RE: Post a Quick Joke Here!!! - SultanSaleem - 04-22-2016

I hate Maths, But I love counting my Money :v


RE: Post a Quick Joke Here!!! - Mourad - 04-22-2016

So smart dude.


RE: Post a Quick Joke Here!!! - Halsey - 04-22-2016

:D
Need at least 5 character in post.....:D


RE: Post a Quick Joke Here!!! - Russell - 04-23-2016

Yo girl, are you a zero APR loan?

Because I don't really understand your terms and you keep saying you have no interest.


RE: Post a Quick Joke Here!!! - Gibbs - 04-23-2016

god: okay tiny animals youre ready to be in the world!!!
ants: yipee!! yay!!!
god: okay lets make the anteater now
ants: the what 


RE: Post a Quick Joke Here!!! - Reanna - 04-24-2016

What is Bruce Lee’s favorite drink? Wataaaaah!